Its Only 365 Days
FACIAL RIOT
264/365
Thursday, January 7, 2010
ARG! My entire face is molting. I'm a snake, shedding its skin. This bitter cold air and then dry indoor heat has reaked havoc on my flesh. My poor nose is peeling becuase of the sinus infection and having to blow my nose every friggin' second, my lips have been super dry and peely, my face feels like leather and the rest of me is freaking out without the aid of lotion, creams, and salves. My skin is soooo sensitive and dry. My skin is like that overly sensitive kid everyone picked on in middle school, where any little thing would upset them. Ugh, annoying. Oh and it is now, 29 degrees outside. Yowser.
IN THERE IS NO WAY I'M LEAVING THE HOUSE TOMORROW NEWS: Camera tracking 2010 watch has indicated my camera is now somewhere in my city. Lets just re-cap, the last time I ordered a camera online, FED-F-ing-EX refused to deliver it when I wasn't home despite me checking the box saying to do so because I'm at work every single hour of the day, I had to drive an hour out of town to the processing plant where puppies go to die, to sign for it. We're talking literal wrong side of the tracks side of town where I saw actual prostitutes and crack heads and police busts happening at 2 in the afternoon. Then I got to the building and it was abandoned, so I had to get out and walk over to two truckers which was dumb of me, but they told me there was another factory on the backside, so I got in there, no signs, no nothing anywhere, I go the wrong way, security comes after me before pointing me in the right direction, I get there and its the temporary building, aka, staff room, with all these Fed-ex tards eating lunch and I'm all, do you have my package...takes them an hour to find it...I mean, wtf to the billioneth power.
So back to present...I want no repetition of that, so I plan to stay here all day tomorrow and just wait for them to deliver, and then I will reveal the camera I have been waiting 6 months to get. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (dolphins mating).
FACIAL RIOT
264/365
Thursday, January 7, 2010
ARG! My entire face is molting. I'm a snake, shedding its skin. This bitter cold air and then dry indoor heat has reaked havoc on my flesh. My poor nose is peeling becuase of the sinus infection and having to blow my nose every friggin' second, my lips have been super dry and peely, my face feels like leather and the rest of me is freaking out without the aid of lotion, creams, and salves. My skin is soooo sensitive and dry. My skin is like that overly sensitive kid everyone picked on in middle school, where any little thing would upset them. Ugh, annoying. Oh and it is now, 29 degrees outside. Yowser.
IN THERE IS NO WAY I'M LEAVING THE HOUSE TOMORROW NEWS: Camera tracking 2010 watch has indicated my camera is now somewhere in my city. Lets just re-cap, the last time I ordered a camera online, FED-F-ing-EX refused to deliver it when I wasn't home despite me checking the box saying to do so because I'm at work every single hour of the day, I had to drive an hour out of town to the processing plant where puppies go to die, to sign for it. We're talking literal wrong side of the tracks side of town where I saw actual prostitutes and crack heads and police busts happening at 2 in the afternoon. Then I got to the building and it was abandoned, so I had to get out and walk over to two truckers which was dumb of me, but they told me there was another factory on the backside, so I got in there, no signs, no nothing anywhere, I go the wrong way, security comes after me before pointing me in the right direction, I get there and its the temporary building, aka, staff room, with all these Fed-ex tards eating lunch and I'm all, do you have my package...takes them an hour to find it...I mean, wtf to the billioneth power.
So back to present...I want no repetition of that, so I plan to stay here all day tomorrow and just wait for them to deliver, and then I will reveal the camera I have been waiting 6 months to get. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (dolphins mating).