Zombie Survival stuff!!!

Got myself a kit and a flashlight. You never know when you'll need it. Especially with 2012 coming soon..... Also got the Amazing Screw-On Head!! I have heard a lot about it, but again never bit the bullet. Now I'm glad I didn't! Sars Wars just looks so great! I have a bunch of friends coming over tonight so I know what movie we will be watching!! And of course: The Last Christmas!! Holy crap this graphic novel looks great!

 

And last, but not least... WIckedkarma's girlfriend wrote me a zombified Christmas Story:

 

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the land

 

The zombie apocalypse was close at hand;

 

No longer the most wonderful time of the year,

 

The holiday spirit was snuffed out by fear;

 

The children were nestled all terrified in bed,

 

While their young lives were threatened by hoards of undead;

 

And mama, the kids and I hid in our bunker,

 

Had all settled down for our safety to hunker,

 

When all of a sudden a sound like thunder,

 

Tore the silence of Christmas Eve night asunder.

 

I ran to the peephole hoping I could spy,

 

Whatever was making such a sound in the sky.

 

The flame of an afterburner lit the night,

 

My eyes took a moment to adjust to the light,

 

Then, what to my wondering eyes should appear,

 

But an armored sleigh, and eight bionic reindeer,

 

With a battle-ready driver, so lively and quick,

 

Our salvation had come in the form of St. Nick.

 

With the fury of Valkyries his coursers descended,

 

Here to make certain our nightmares were ended;

 

"Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!

 

On, Comet! on Cupid! on, Donner and Blitzen!

 

Tonight we ride to battle in glory!

 

To face all what may come, no matter how gory!"

 

At the sound of his cry the zombies looked up,

 

Hoping that on the flesh of Santa they would sup,

 

On top of our bunker he came in to land,

 

The destruction of the zombies now close at hand.

 

Piloted by St. Nick, as sly as a fox,

 

His sleigh held an armory to rival Fort Knox.

 

Half saint, half Rambo did our hero emerge,

 

Arrived just in time to rid the flesh eating scourge.

 

He was dressed all for war, from his head to his toes,

 

And his clothes were all splattered with the blood of his foes;

 

A bundle of guns he had flung on his back,

 

He was a one man army prepared to attack.

 

His eyes -- how they burned with a fearsome bloodlust!

 

His mission was clear and he knew his cause was just!

 

His mouth was all twisted in a grimace so fell,

 

And his mind bent on sending brain-eaters to hell;

 

Between his teeth he held a Cuban cigar,

 

Puffing with zeal as he readied himself for war;

 

He had a fierce face and a muscled physique,

 

Jolly old Santa’s fat shape had gotten quite sleek.

 

All geared up for war Santa made quite a sight,

 

I had to laugh right out loud in spite of my fright;

 

With a pump of his rifle, a thunderous report,

 

The undeath of zombies was quickly cut short;

 

He spoke not a word, but slew zombies with mirth,

 

A man on a mission to save the planet earth,

 

A single thumbs up told us all that he’d won,

 

That we were all safe now, that the killing was done;

 

He sprang to his sleigh, invigorated by slaughter,

 

And dead on the ground lay ever last rotter.

 

But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight,

 

"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night."

 

 

 

I'm seriously astonished at how well you did WIckedkarma! Tell your girlfriend that her story was great and I will be sharing this candy with my wife (as she's eating one of the candy canes).

 

Also, I didn't forget that I also got Torchlight from you, so huge thumbs up from me to you sir!! I really appreciate the thought that went into the gifts!

Done