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oh, yes, there's a thousand quinquagintillion in the comments

these are also all sooc because i don't think i can edit them without it looking lame, ya know. my mom just found a book on how to do Reiki on pets. the pictures were so cute!

This reminds of the Simpsons episode where Agent Muller and Skully [from the X files!] came onto the show because they were investigating what they thought was an alien. It was actually Mr. Burns on drugs and he glowed. But I remember that episode used to scare me. And the music too! It was like, creepy. I can't believe I'm that much of a dork.

OH yesterday, funniest thing ever, I was telling my mom

"Do you have friends that when you're telling a story and take a breath they tell their own story?"

She nods her head yes. Then she shakes her head no and goes

"No, those aren't called friends. They're called......relatives."

I cracked up cuz that was actually funny :D

 

The moment you've all been waiting for: story time.

Oh my Jesus. Today in my Intro to Graphic Arts class, we were working in Illustrator and making stickers and printing it in the print shop. We have this bad ass nice school so we have all new equipment. It's fucking awesome in there. So, we ganged all of our files and nested it or whatever they say, and we went into the print shop which is like...a room away but there's a pathway in the middle of the classroom so it's awesome. I go in there with Sonia because we put our file on the same flash drive and we hang out in there and watch the process of nesting and printing. THEN! M walks into the classroom. I look up because, well, he's as beautiful as a golden sunshine rising in the Italian lowlands. BAHAHA! Anyways, I watch him walk in and he's like asking everyone kind of but he totes looked at me when he asked "Hey, where's the flashdrive?!" Then I kinda looked in his direction and then looked at the table to where the USB was and then looked back at him but he had found it already and he totally reached in front of me and I got to smell how wonderful he smells. He smells like, ahh just wonderful. I don't remember it right now but if you gave me like 2 smells I could sniff out his. So he goes back to the normal room where we were working and then he puts his on the flashdrive then comes back into the room where Sonia and me were at. Then we stand around the computer while the other kids who knew how to work the program were doing stuff with the stickers and sending them to the printer. Sonia found some tape and kept messing with it and M was standing right next to her. You know how the IDs have a little plastic part in the back? Well, this kid sitting in front of us had his on the middle of his neck and it was like right in our faces. Sonia ripped a little piece of tape off and stuck it to that plastic part. Then M saw what she did and took it off and said "No." with this super serious face. Then he starts laughing and he's like "nahh I'm playing." Then he suggested to her that she should rip a piece off and write "I'm gay" on the piece of tape and stick it on his back. She tore off a piece of tape and gave it to him and he found a marker and wrote, instead "I'm Black" on the piece of tape. Don't worry, the kid they stuck it on is African American. So I was like laughing and pointing and laughing at it. Funniest part: My teacher looked at the tape on the back and she just laughed. That was so awesome. So the kid walks off proudly with his new sticker and then M also walks away with him to go watch the stickers print. OH! I forgot, this also happened before we put the tape on the kid.

Kid on the computer: Hey, Adriana!

Adriana: Yeah?

Kid: What's your file named?

Adriana: Adriana

M: Hah! *mimicks me* Adriana!

Adriana: *giggles lightly and takes all of her might not say OMFG HE JUST MADE EYE CONTACT WITH ME AND TALKED TO ME AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!*

The way he said it, he was kinda making fun of me because the name was obvious. But I still cannot believe that he talked to me.

So then back to the kid we put the tape on went to go watch the stickers being printed and then left the chair that was infront of the computer open. So duhh I sat down. Sonia went into the next room because she wanted to talk to our friends in there and she was cool with the teacher. Hah his name is Mr. Walker and everyone says it with a country accent like "mistaa walka." It's funny. So while she was over there, I was sitting in the chair. And then guess who wanders back over to the computer area and gets behind while I'm in the chair? YEAH, IT WAS him. Lol so it's all like awkward and scary for me because the most beautiful man in all of the land [not really true] was behind me and probably leaning on my chair. I had my phone in my hand and I was texting Jennifer and she hadn't texted back so to look cool I resent a message. Hopefully he didn't read it because it was a dorky one. Haha. I wish I had his number so I could text him dorky things :(

That was pretty much it. I mean, after that I really didn't talk to him or look at him. I mean, I did look at him and I told him that I loved him with my eyes and I'm pretty sure he said it back but I mean, you can never tell.

Also, one last thing. When it was time to go back to the other class and get our stuff, I went while he and other kids stayed in the other room where we were printing, including my friend Sonia. I get my stuff, put my awesome sticker away :D, and then I walk back to the other class where we were and then when I was trying to go thru the door, M like turned the corner, kinda like he popped outta no where and almost ran into me. I had my eyes like, fixed on something and I didn't move my face to look up at him when we ran "into" each other so I stayed where I was to make him walk around me. I know, I'm a genius. And I'm also horrible at explaining things so you probably have a horrible mental picture painted by me. Sorry. I told you guys I can't draw for shit and now you expect me to paint a picture in your head?! Nonsense. I sooo took a way longer nap than I needed to so now I'm up at 2 in the morning blogging and curling my hair. Yay.

In Biology today, the whole class researched drugs. We got Opium. I think I did a good job. My teacher is back to her good ol' self again, she started drinking coffee again because she finished her cleanse. Wooo. I have "She's So High" by Tal Bachman stuck in my head. It's so pretty. I want my hair to look like Ke$ha's hair in the Blahx3 vid. It's so cool! That's one of the reasons I was curling my hair right now. But you can't see mwAHAAHAHH. hgdmk I should go. I am seriously going to reblog and favorite every post of fuckyeahtimburton.tumblr.com if someone doesn't stop me.

 

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