Hasta La Vista on the Death Star
The day has finally come for Palpatine to come pick up his nephew, and Stormtrooper Bruce couldn’t be happier!
Palpatine: I was away longer than expected but I see you two are both still alive so I take it everything went well? And what name is my nephew going by today? And Great Galaxy, what is all this stuff?
STB: It’s SO good to see you, sir! We all had lots of fun. But there’s one little thing you should know. Rip Van Winkle has come down with a case of laryngitis.
Palpatine: What? Is this true? You really and truly can’t talk?
Rip Van Winkle:
STB: Can’t even whisper. The medic warned he’d have to be quiet for five whole days or he might lose his voice forever.
Palpatine: My prayers have been answered. Oh, I mean, I’m glad it’s only temporary. I was coming to explain the reason I was gone so long - I’ve been looking for a qualified home school teacher willing to come onboard. So Pip Vinkel, once you’re feeling better you can get back to your schooling.
STB: I’m sorry. Did you just say his teacher was coming... onboard… this ship?
Palpatine: Didn’t Rip Wrinkle tell you? He and his family will be staying onboard until they can find a new home. Their planet was recently destroyed and thankfully they were off world at the time.
Rip Van Winkle: A new teacher? I hope this one's better than the last two. Ooops! Wow! Look Unka Pappy, my voice suddenly came back. Isn’t it exciting? Now I can tell you a-a-all about everything we did. I made this Bling for you. Will you wear it every day? I sure missed you. Did you miss me? This is a mud pie for your Droid canteen. There were two but the other one got broken. That's my BOGO chick. And these are my new imaginary friends, Donatello, Raphael, and Michaelangelo. And I'm now going to be called Splinter.
Palpatine: Um… If you happen to hear about a nice home for sale on a distant planet far, far away …
STB: Say no more.
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Hasta La Vista on the Death Star
The day has finally come for Palpatine to come pick up his nephew, and Stormtrooper Bruce couldn’t be happier!
Palpatine: I was away longer than expected but I see you two are both still alive so I take it everything went well? And what name is my nephew going by today? And Great Galaxy, what is all this stuff?
STB: It’s SO good to see you, sir! We all had lots of fun. But there’s one little thing you should know. Rip Van Winkle has come down with a case of laryngitis.
Palpatine: What? Is this true? You really and truly can’t talk?
Rip Van Winkle:
STB: Can’t even whisper. The medic warned he’d have to be quiet for five whole days or he might lose his voice forever.
Palpatine: My prayers have been answered. Oh, I mean, I’m glad it’s only temporary. I was coming to explain the reason I was gone so long - I’ve been looking for a qualified home school teacher willing to come onboard. So Pip Vinkel, once you’re feeling better you can get back to your schooling.
STB: I’m sorry. Did you just say his teacher was coming... onboard… this ship?
Palpatine: Didn’t Rip Wrinkle tell you? He and his family will be staying onboard until they can find a new home. Their planet was recently destroyed and thankfully they were off world at the time.
Rip Van Winkle: A new teacher? I hope this one's better than the last two. Ooops! Wow! Look Unka Pappy, my voice suddenly came back. Isn’t it exciting? Now I can tell you a-a-all about everything we did. I made this Bling for you. Will you wear it every day? I sure missed you. Did you miss me? This is a mud pie for your Droid canteen. There were two but the other one got broken. That's my BOGO chick. And these are my new imaginary friends, Donatello, Raphael, and Michaelangelo. And I'm now going to be called Splinter.
Palpatine: Um… If you happen to hear about a nice home for sale on a distant planet far, far away …
STB: Say no more.
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