RE: Contra clothing

Haha! This is FUNNY, dude... Excellent pic! Tell Konami.

 

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contra_%28video_game%29

 

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Customer #1: "Hello. Could I have some blue pants with a bare chest?"

 

Contra Clerk: "I'm sorry. We're out of 'The Bill'. Would like to try

on 'The Lance'?"

 

Customer #1: "No thanks. Red's not my color..."

 

***

 

Customer #2: "Do you have any Laser, Rapid Fire, or Spread Gun

accessories??"

 

Contra Clerk: "I'm sorry... We're plumb out of all those extras - it's

the end of the month, and our stock is very low at this time. Would you

like our Fireball Gun accessory??"

 

Customer #2: "Nahh... I HATE the Fireball. I'll just keep my standard

weapon instead."

 

***

 

Phone Customer: "Hello. Where are your outlets located??"

 

Contra Clerk: "Well, we have this store on Jungle Road. Our other

stores are on Waterfall Street, Snow Field Lane, and Hanger Bay Avenue.

Our large Corporate outlet's located on Alien Energy Zone Blvd."

 

***

 

Customer #3: "Up up down down left right left right B A start."

 

Contra Clerk: "Congratulations! Here's a $30 gift card. Watch out for

the snipers that peek out and fire at you in the raincoat section of our

store. Also, be careful when jumping over the exploding bridge that

leads to the haberdashery section."

 

***

 

When ENTERING the store, the game's title screen tune plays, and when

LEAVING the store, the "game over" music plays. YOU KNOW WHAT TUNES I

mean!!!

 

:-)

 

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