cheaters

See, it looks like I'm just pausing to think really hard, or to play with myself. I have actually written specific math formulas and some answers to tricky questions, on my dick. I recommend the Pilot SCUF marker for non porous or uh, "greasy" surfaces. Like if you had to write on a salami... or even a cocktail frank. It is unequaled in permanence and clean lines. From what I've seen, they won't toss you out for playing with yourself, but they will lock you up for cheating.

Her: "Mr. Tater, are you looking at answers for this test?"

Me: No, mam.

Her: Are you playing with your penis?"

Me: "Kind of"

Her: "Well, don't linger for too long, you only have a half an hour left."

Me: "I won't, thank you mam".

You have to act like a guy who would do that, breathe through your mouth a lot.

Done