What's The Story Here?

A shopping list two items long on a twenty dollar bill. Who can't remember two things on a shopping list? Who puts a list on the money itself?

 

Here's what I think happened: This guy thought he needed to lose ten pounds fast. He was meeting someone from an online dating site, and he told her he was really into fitness, like she was. So he went on the Atkins diet. But he couldn't have any alcohol because of the carbs, so smoked some pot instead. He's not a chronic pot smoker so it really threw him for a loop.

 

In the resultant haze, he realized that all he wanted in the whole world was CARBS. He also realized he was squeetering high, and didn't want to lose his wallet, so he put the list on the money and went to the store.

 

The date went well. She thinks he is adorable and cuddly. He thinks she is a stone fox. They have now been together for a year and a half. Recently, though, she's been getting curvier because they cook Italian food together several nights a week, and they both love pasta.

 

'What' for the scavenger hunt.

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