deuce-bag

this is the guy my mom's dating right now. i guess he was all right at first, but now he's always coming over to drop a deuce in my bathroom as though he doesn't have his Own perfectly good toilet to destroy at home. nobody believes that he does this to spite me, but now everybody can see what a pig he is. what the Hell, man? i don't Care if my handsoap is nicer than yours, quit eating all my croissants and leaving nasty tiger stripes in my bowl. YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD AND YOU NEVER WILL BE

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