Teasing people....

Some people out there misinterpret my being concerned about their wellbeing, and teasing.

Now........ Say you know someone. Who is always babbling away. Paying no attention. And decides that they are all of a sudden . This explorer extraordinaire. And they are going to go kayaking. Like say in a place with lots of alligators. And say. Walking and chewing gum at the same time could be a lethal combination if you get my drift.....

It wouldn't be teasing to warn them of their bodily limitations....

Nope. It would almost be Saintly.

And say that same person is always sick. I swear . They thought when the police were striking and they called it the blue flu..... Yup. They thought they got the blue flu.....

Well anyways. They are always with sniffles and runny nose.

It would be teasing to tell them to wear a hat. Why it would almost be Saintly.....

And say you find out that person has as much hair as a cue ball. Why that wouldn't be teasing. That would almost be Devine Intervention.

So I tell baldylocks to wear a hat. Because even if it's warm..... With their luck and history. A bird, like say a crow or a Raven. Might shit on their head. And yup...... You got it. Mr. Flat top goes off about me teasing him.

Well...... I never..... That's just a bald face lie.

Well......I only have one thing to say....... Don't you love how long my hair is getting. Thankfully I'm a total girl now. And I won't get the male pattern baldness. I mean.... Mr. Clean is nice for cleaning around the house. But Miss Clairol is far more popular at Christmas parties fiddley dee....

Speaking of which. Did you hear the one about the bald guy and the Christmas party.

Don't remember it all but it had something to do with hanging coats...... Tuttles

Off to ride Mr. Biscuits. Now you want to talk stud. Such gorgeous hair. You could say a Mane attraction.........

Done