Ryla's One Woman Army

This is Ryla in her Bateman mac

Doing so much worse than I'd feared

When I'd told her I'd be coming for my money back

"Oh yeah, with whose army!?" she'd sneered

Knowing her fearsome reputation and all the victims that went with it

I rounded up a whole posse to protect me through my visit

I stood behind those friend protectors, half a dozen proud male sponsors

But in fifteen frenzied seconds she knocked all six of them unconscious

Then without laying a finger on me, Ryla in her mac

Wrote me a receipt to sign that she'd paid my five Grand back

While my shaky handed signature on that was still wet and fresh

She wrote me out an I.O.U. to sign on pain of death

That was for ten thousand pounds, that I signed is not surprising

And now she as good as owns me because her interest rate keeps rising

The last think she said that day was "And don't forget thank us!

For being so much gentler on you than I was on these six unconscious wankers!"

 

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