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The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

 

If you see someone without a smile today, give ’em yours.

 

People always ask me how long it takes to do my hair. I don’t know, I’m never there.

 

I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb – and I’m not blonde either.

 

I’m not like a real person. I love being artificial. I think there’s a little magic in the fact that I’m so totally real, but look so artificial at the same time.

 

Those people who wake up and they’re just beautiful, they’re just born that way. Well, that ain’t me. I gotta work for everything I’ve got.

 

I describe my look as a blend of Mother Goose, Cinderella and the local hooker!

Done