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Tournament of Champions III: Quest for the Ark of the Covenant
Egypt 1936: Indiana Jones has failed. He was somehow captured and executed by the Nazis. Fortunately, the Ark was not found. It is still hidden in Tanis beneath the dunes. Now... 14 sets of people have been chosen to be sent back to the thirties to hunt the
ark...
The rules: find the Ark. And deliver it safely to the Allied nations before the Nazis find it.
May the best combatant win!
SCENARIO:
In the desert....
A wormhole opens and drops two individuals into the sand... One clad in a flanel shirt and jeans, the other his wife. Kenny and Becca receive their instructions and look out at the soldier infested dig site...
Nathan and Ashley find themselves in the desert as well. They know their job, and Nathan looks out at the surroundings, picking up on details only an absolute movie geek would even know. He tightens his fedora and strides forward, wife in hand.
A small door appears in the sand. Out walks a young blonde girl who just received directions from a white rabbit. "Curiouser and curiouser...."
A small tornado drops a house in the dunes. As the door creaks open a young brunette and her dog realize they aren't in Kansas anymore....
In the camp the Nazis.... A robed man is yanked into a tent. A minute later the same man appears again. Or does he? Look closely and you can see that this man has green feet and two toes. Leonardo's eyes look forward with purpose as he seeks anyone with answers...
Another portal drops a well dressed man with a panama hat in the sand. Juan Valdez screams as his pot of Columbian coffee spills on his hand. He stands, and with a quizzical look says, "Que?"
Explosions rock the front lines and a bearded man breaks another soldier's neck. Chuck Norris, cowboy hat and all, as arrived. He grabs the only remaining German soldier by the neck and slams him into a truck. "Where is the Ark....?"
After draining his Canteen full of cookie dough down his throat, Cookie Monster continues his trek towards the Archaelogical dig. Willing and ready to find the Ark, which he plans to fill with Milanos....
A similar portal drops a small white glove in the kitchen area of the Nazi camp. He contemplates two things.... One: How Cheeseburger helper would make even these meals better and Two: How does one hand carry an Ark?
A Disc like craft crashes into the nearby desert. A tentacled being crawls from the wreckage and initates the self destruct and blows the craft apart. The creature had been promised that the artifact he searches for will guarantee a future victory over Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum....
Sweating and breathing heavily, William Shatner (NOT Kirk) struggles to reach the camp in time. The whole time wondering what sort of deals Priceline may have on Hotels locally.....
The door to the weapons bunker creaks open... Bill Nye in a blue overcoat enters and looks the situation over. Wondering what he may be able to construct to save the Ark and save the future...
Slave One lands, allowing the most feared bounty hunter in the "Galaxy far, far away" to search for his most expensive bounty yet. Boba Fett cocks his gun, and slowly moves toward the site...
Billy Mays uses a Zorbeez to wipe the sweat off his brow. He curses Vince Offer as his towel is nowhere near as absorbent as ShamWow. He secretly wishes that the Ark could be found with 5 easy payment of $19.95....
Tournament of Champions III: Quest for the Ark of the Covenant
Egypt 1936: Indiana Jones has failed. He was somehow captured and executed by the Nazis. Fortunately, the Ark was not found. It is still hidden in Tanis beneath the dunes. Now... 14 sets of people have been chosen to be sent back to the thirties to hunt the
ark...
The rules: find the Ark. And deliver it safely to the Allied nations before the Nazis find it.
May the best combatant win!
SCENARIO:
In the desert....
A wormhole opens and drops two individuals into the sand... One clad in a flanel shirt and jeans, the other his wife. Kenny and Becca receive their instructions and look out at the soldier infested dig site...
Nathan and Ashley find themselves in the desert as well. They know their job, and Nathan looks out at the surroundings, picking up on details only an absolute movie geek would even know. He tightens his fedora and strides forward, wife in hand.
A small door appears in the sand. Out walks a young blonde girl who just received directions from a white rabbit. "Curiouser and curiouser...."
A small tornado drops a house in the dunes. As the door creaks open a young brunette and her dog realize they aren't in Kansas anymore....
In the camp the Nazis.... A robed man is yanked into a tent. A minute later the same man appears again. Or does he? Look closely and you can see that this man has green feet and two toes. Leonardo's eyes look forward with purpose as he seeks anyone with answers...
Another portal drops a well dressed man with a panama hat in the sand. Juan Valdez screams as his pot of Columbian coffee spills on his hand. He stands, and with a quizzical look says, "Que?"
Explosions rock the front lines and a bearded man breaks another soldier's neck. Chuck Norris, cowboy hat and all, as arrived. He grabs the only remaining German soldier by the neck and slams him into a truck. "Where is the Ark....?"
After draining his Canteen full of cookie dough down his throat, Cookie Monster continues his trek towards the Archaelogical dig. Willing and ready to find the Ark, which he plans to fill with Milanos....
A similar portal drops a small white glove in the kitchen area of the Nazi camp. He contemplates two things.... One: How Cheeseburger helper would make even these meals better and Two: How does one hand carry an Ark?
A Disc like craft crashes into the nearby desert. A tentacled being crawls from the wreckage and initates the self destruct and blows the craft apart. The creature had been promised that the artifact he searches for will guarantee a future victory over Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum....
Sweating and breathing heavily, William Shatner (NOT Kirk) struggles to reach the camp in time. The whole time wondering what sort of deals Priceline may have on Hotels locally.....
The door to the weapons bunker creaks open... Bill Nye in a blue overcoat enters and looks the situation over. Wondering what he may be able to construct to save the Ark and save the future...
Slave One lands, allowing the most feared bounty hunter in the "Galaxy far, far away" to search for his most expensive bounty yet. Boba Fett cocks his gun, and slowly moves toward the site...
Billy Mays uses a Zorbeez to wipe the sweat off his brow. He curses Vince Offer as his towel is nowhere near as absorbent as ShamWow. He secretly wishes that the Ark could be found with 5 easy payment of $19.95....