Finally...

...it got me too.

 

Been feeling strange for a couple of days, and today things went worse, fast.

 

My spouse got me a self-test kit from a neighbor.

 

Took the test which immediately showed I got the shit.

 

She looked at me, smiled, and said:

 

"What is it then? A boy or a girl?"

 

I love that woman. Even if she makes me cough instead of laughing.

Done