Harley Quinn - DC Comics - Halloween 2024-2025 (2)
("I became his new and improved Harley Quinn! With bleached skin and a deranged demeanor just like his... We all know the sayin’, "Behind every successful man, there's a badass broad…” Fer many years, we were an unstoppable supervillain power couple with everyone under our mercy! The press named us (“Gotham City’s Bonnie and Clyde!") I was the brains behind some of our greatest schemes, though he kept it hush-hush... Being his girl gave me immunity! I could do whatever I wanted, to whoever I wanted, and no one ever dared to object! It was fun fer awhile, but there comes a time when a gal experiences a Tina Turner moment... So, we broke up!")
("Though being kidnapped from a padded cell by a big lardass grandma government agent and forced into saving the world with several other supervillains wearin’ bomb implants fer her little Suicide Squad in exchange for prison sentences wasn’t a bad experience in my 30-year life resume either, at least I got to make some cool new villainous friends before my breakup... Deadshot was such a real gentleman... We’ve clashed and looked out fer each other like siblings... Deadshot is ancient history as he was only in the supervillain biz to support his little girl...")
(“Later, I reunited with my old gal pal, Pamela Isley AKA Poison Ivy! Red stood by me just as I stood by her as her doctor at Arkham, she cared enough to stay and help me break free of my unhealthy obsession with Mr. J… I was ungrateful and only saw what I wanted to see... She was persistent and finally made me see the truth about that slimeball... Not to mention she gave me a special shot durin' our first encounter years ago, so we can play and I won’t die.”)
("Ivy’s a special friend and a much better playmate! She helped me rediscover myself and embraced a whole new identity, along with a whole new makeover. Mr. J and his gang was aroused when I returned in an all-new naughty outfit but that green-haired a*shole was in fer a rude awakenin’ when I gave him a piece of my mind by defeating him and his entire gang out all by myself and drove a fuel truck into ACE Chemicals to announce to the world that he and I were dunzo and from then on Harley Quinn was REBORN!”)
Harley Quinn - DC Comics - Halloween 2024-2025 (2)
("I became his new and improved Harley Quinn! With bleached skin and a deranged demeanor just like his... We all know the sayin’, "Behind every successful man, there's a badass broad…” Fer many years, we were an unstoppable supervillain power couple with everyone under our mercy! The press named us (“Gotham City’s Bonnie and Clyde!") I was the brains behind some of our greatest schemes, though he kept it hush-hush... Being his girl gave me immunity! I could do whatever I wanted, to whoever I wanted, and no one ever dared to object! It was fun fer awhile, but there comes a time when a gal experiences a Tina Turner moment... So, we broke up!")
("Though being kidnapped from a padded cell by a big lardass grandma government agent and forced into saving the world with several other supervillains wearin’ bomb implants fer her little Suicide Squad in exchange for prison sentences wasn’t a bad experience in my 30-year life resume either, at least I got to make some cool new villainous friends before my breakup... Deadshot was such a real gentleman... We’ve clashed and looked out fer each other like siblings... Deadshot is ancient history as he was only in the supervillain biz to support his little girl...")
(“Later, I reunited with my old gal pal, Pamela Isley AKA Poison Ivy! Red stood by me just as I stood by her as her doctor at Arkham, she cared enough to stay and help me break free of my unhealthy obsession with Mr. J… I was ungrateful and only saw what I wanted to see... She was persistent and finally made me see the truth about that slimeball... Not to mention she gave me a special shot durin' our first encounter years ago, so we can play and I won’t die.”)
("Ivy’s a special friend and a much better playmate! She helped me rediscover myself and embraced a whole new identity, along with a whole new makeover. Mr. J and his gang was aroused when I returned in an all-new naughty outfit but that green-haired a*shole was in fer a rude awakenin’ when I gave him a piece of my mind by defeating him and his entire gang out all by myself and drove a fuel truck into ACE Chemicals to announce to the world that he and I were dunzo and from then on Harley Quinn was REBORN!”)