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Morrisons Totnes The "taking Stock" Mystery begins !

" Late evening shopper gets savagely thrashed with own leek around the buttock area on riverside walk "

read Augustus Rope as he waited for the crackling to harden on his roast pork joint .

a trolley shepherd from the nearby supermarket thought he had witnessed a local mating ritual.

the assailant described as " weird " and wearing bicycle clips made his escape with the stolen loot stuffed down his trousers towards the private moorings area of Bridgetown.

Augustus poked his portion

thinking to himself

" we've not heard the last of this "

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Uploaded on October 31, 2018
Taken on October 31, 2018