Killer Moth-Legacies #5
=====Butchinsky's=====
Grant *on TV* - The supervillain Ultra Humanite has been transferred to a secure ward on Stryker's Island. Doctors suggest he hasn't much time left. Humanite has reformed since his early days battling the Justice Society and later Superman. He has been using his vast intellect to improve the prison facilities and has been providing clean energy to Metropolis' east coast. In other news, the last of the Secret Society trials have come to an end. For her role in Lex Luthor's plots, Volcana has been issued a life sentence in Stryker's Island. For more on this story, we bring you to Lois Lane.
Spinner- Lois Lane eh? What a babe... Who'd have thought a gal like her would end up with a farm boy like Kent?
Bolt- I met Kent once. He poured water on me. Accidentally. But even so, it's what got me locked up.
Reaper- You two read his article on Luthor? Was a real eye-opener, you know. He might even get a Pulitzer...
Bolt- Yeah... These big guys like Luthor never really care about small fries like us.
Spinner- Did you hear Billings got out today?
Bolt- No way! How?
Reaper- I'd assume they felt sorry for him. On account of his chewed off leg.
Spinner- Summin' like that. I think he got a cash settlement too.
Bolt- Prick. I wish I had my leg chewed off
Reaper- *sigh* At least Dekker's still in Arkham, I feel a lot safer anyway.
*Gar enters the bar*
Planet Master- Lynns! Come take a seat up here!
Gar- I'll pass. Len, did Tweed send you a package to give to me?
Len- Hold on. ... *thinks I'm his fucking postie does he?* This the thing?
Gar- That'll be it. My new suit. This one's starting to smell.
Bolt- *Sniff* Are you sure it's the suit? Do you even shower?
Gar- Can't. I don't wanna risk all this skin peeling off.
Darhk- Ah ... I think I shall pass on the wings Len.
Spinner- Is that really why you stink? Or is it because you're living in Walker's old cave?
Gar- I'm not... Listen dickwad, my house burned down in a session of passionate love with my ex. Not that you'd know what that's like. Sex with a women that is. I imagine you get burned a lot.
Spinner- That's it. I don't have to take this from you, you got me killed!
Gar- I also got you ressurected so shut your trap.
Spinner- Oh yeah? Well I... alright. *sits back down*
Gar- Good. Now, I'm going home.
Darhk- To the cav- ?
Gar- Yes! To the fucking cave!
*Ding*
Billings- Ah Lynns, do you want to give me a quote for my-
Gar- Fuck you!
Billings- Well. Someone's not getting a free copy. Gentlemen! You got any quotes?
Bolt- Here's one: "Fuck You."- Gar Lynns.
Billings- Very mature. I'll come back another time.
???- Wait. You want dirt? I can give you dirt.
Billings- I'm listening...
Len- Hey hey hey! We've talked about this! If you're going to plot- do it outside! I don't need another lawsuit.
Killer Moth-Legacies #5
=====Butchinsky's=====
Grant *on TV* - The supervillain Ultra Humanite has been transferred to a secure ward on Stryker's Island. Doctors suggest he hasn't much time left. Humanite has reformed since his early days battling the Justice Society and later Superman. He has been using his vast intellect to improve the prison facilities and has been providing clean energy to Metropolis' east coast. In other news, the last of the Secret Society trials have come to an end. For her role in Lex Luthor's plots, Volcana has been issued a life sentence in Stryker's Island. For more on this story, we bring you to Lois Lane.
Spinner- Lois Lane eh? What a babe... Who'd have thought a gal like her would end up with a farm boy like Kent?
Bolt- I met Kent once. He poured water on me. Accidentally. But even so, it's what got me locked up.
Reaper- You two read his article on Luthor? Was a real eye-opener, you know. He might even get a Pulitzer...
Bolt- Yeah... These big guys like Luthor never really care about small fries like us.
Spinner- Did you hear Billings got out today?
Bolt- No way! How?
Reaper- I'd assume they felt sorry for him. On account of his chewed off leg.
Spinner- Summin' like that. I think he got a cash settlement too.
Bolt- Prick. I wish I had my leg chewed off
Reaper- *sigh* At least Dekker's still in Arkham, I feel a lot safer anyway.
*Gar enters the bar*
Planet Master- Lynns! Come take a seat up here!
Gar- I'll pass. Len, did Tweed send you a package to give to me?
Len- Hold on. ... *thinks I'm his fucking postie does he?* This the thing?
Gar- That'll be it. My new suit. This one's starting to smell.
Bolt- *Sniff* Are you sure it's the suit? Do you even shower?
Gar- Can't. I don't wanna risk all this skin peeling off.
Darhk- Ah ... I think I shall pass on the wings Len.
Spinner- Is that really why you stink? Or is it because you're living in Walker's old cave?
Gar- I'm not... Listen dickwad, my house burned down in a session of passionate love with my ex. Not that you'd know what that's like. Sex with a women that is. I imagine you get burned a lot.
Spinner- That's it. I don't have to take this from you, you got me killed!
Gar- I also got you ressurected so shut your trap.
Spinner- Oh yeah? Well I... alright. *sits back down*
Gar- Good. Now, I'm going home.
Darhk- To the cav- ?
Gar- Yes! To the fucking cave!
*Ding*
Billings- Ah Lynns, do you want to give me a quote for my-
Gar- Fuck you!
Billings- Well. Someone's not getting a free copy. Gentlemen! You got any quotes?
Bolt- Here's one: "Fuck You."- Gar Lynns.
Billings- Very mature. I'll come back another time.
???- Wait. You want dirt? I can give you dirt.
Billings- I'm listening...
Len- Hey hey hey! We've talked about this! If you're going to plot- do it outside! I don't need another lawsuit.