All-Star Bugman - Departure
=Drury's House, Chuck and Chancer are babysitting=
Miranda- *On Phone* Remember, Axel's in bed by ten, Cammy's in by five. Axel gets a cookie OR ice cream. Cammy's moved onto formula milk, got that in the fridge.
Drury- -*cutting in* He starts crying put on Thomas and Friends- The classic series though, not that CGI crapfest. Kitten's sleeping over at a friends.
Miranda- Good luck. It's just a few days then we'll be back in Gotham
Chancer- Why can't I join this team of yours?
Miranda- Uh, I'll let Drury answer that
*Hands phone to Drury*
Chancer- Well?
Drury- Sorry, can't hear you, the plane's engine's too loud!
Chancer- The plane's engine? Doesn't it leave at 8:00?
Drury- So?
Chancer- It's 7:30
Drury- Well, they're testing the engines obviously
Chancer- But-
Drury- What? Breaking up! Bye bye!
*Hangs up*
Chancer- Do you think we embarrass them?
Chuck- What? pfft! Why do you say that?! He loves us! It's not like they'd have any reason to dislike you or anything!
Axel- You there, Glider-Guy, I want dessert
Chuck- Um. Cookie or ice cream?
Axel- Both!
Chancer- Sorry little man, it's one or the other
Axel- Fuck you dice man. Away and abort yourself!
Chuck- Hey, respect your elders, there's no need for- Arrgh! The motherfucker bit me!
Chancer- Let's have a look-see... Oh fuck, that's a lot of *faints*
Chuck- The pain! The pain!
Axel- I'll get my own food then? Dick heads.
==== On the plane=====
Miranda- Drury, I'm going to the toilet.
Drury- Ok babe see ya
Simon- Bye bye!
Drury- So, Gaige, I'm guessing Anatoli's locked up somewhere in a prison camp that we need to infiltrate eh?
Gaige- What? Don't be stupid. He was Russia's top assassin, a national hero, he's the head of security now.
Drury- You're shitting me
Gaige- Oh yeah. April Fucking Fools.
Drury- See, why do you always do this? I try to start a conversation and *Gets text message* Oh. I gotta go.
Gaige- Eh? Where are you-?
Drury- Simon, keep Grandpa Gaige company
Simon- Um. Ok.
*Drury exits. Several minutes pass*
Simon- Hi.
Gaige- Don't talk to me kid.
Simon- But Grandpa -
Gaige- No. Don't call me grandpa. Aside from it being stupid anyway, I'm not even related to you.
Simon- Oh. In that case...
*Simon plugs in his earphones. Gaige reads his paper. Simon starts speaking his film's dialogue aloud*
Gaige- Excuse me. Excuse me! Moron! Stop it!
Simon- S-sorry sir.
Gaige- That's better.
*Gets back to his paper. Simon taps him on the shoulder*
Simon- Do you think we'll meet Putin?
Gaige- I've already met him.
Simon- You have? What's he like?
Gaige- Russian.
Simon- Ohhhh.
*More minutes pass*
Simon- Mr Gaige?
Gaige- Mmmmm.
Simon- They've been in the toilet an awfully long time.
Gaige- Well, she's a women, who knows what- did you say 'they'?
Drury- Guess who joined the Mile High Club!
Miranda- Not so loud sweetie
Drury- Of course. Sorry.
Gaige- ... That's it. I'm holding my craps in 'till we land.
All-Star Bugman - Departure
=Drury's House, Chuck and Chancer are babysitting=
Miranda- *On Phone* Remember, Axel's in bed by ten, Cammy's in by five. Axel gets a cookie OR ice cream. Cammy's moved onto formula milk, got that in the fridge.
Drury- -*cutting in* He starts crying put on Thomas and Friends- The classic series though, not that CGI crapfest. Kitten's sleeping over at a friends.
Miranda- Good luck. It's just a few days then we'll be back in Gotham
Chancer- Why can't I join this team of yours?
Miranda- Uh, I'll let Drury answer that
*Hands phone to Drury*
Chancer- Well?
Drury- Sorry, can't hear you, the plane's engine's too loud!
Chancer- The plane's engine? Doesn't it leave at 8:00?
Drury- So?
Chancer- It's 7:30
Drury- Well, they're testing the engines obviously
Chancer- But-
Drury- What? Breaking up! Bye bye!
*Hangs up*
Chancer- Do you think we embarrass them?
Chuck- What? pfft! Why do you say that?! He loves us! It's not like they'd have any reason to dislike you or anything!
Axel- You there, Glider-Guy, I want dessert
Chuck- Um. Cookie or ice cream?
Axel- Both!
Chancer- Sorry little man, it's one or the other
Axel- Fuck you dice man. Away and abort yourself!
Chuck- Hey, respect your elders, there's no need for- Arrgh! The motherfucker bit me!
Chancer- Let's have a look-see... Oh fuck, that's a lot of *faints*
Chuck- The pain! The pain!
Axel- I'll get my own food then? Dick heads.
==== On the plane=====
Miranda- Drury, I'm going to the toilet.
Drury- Ok babe see ya
Simon- Bye bye!
Drury- So, Gaige, I'm guessing Anatoli's locked up somewhere in a prison camp that we need to infiltrate eh?
Gaige- What? Don't be stupid. He was Russia's top assassin, a national hero, he's the head of security now.
Drury- You're shitting me
Gaige- Oh yeah. April Fucking Fools.
Drury- See, why do you always do this? I try to start a conversation and *Gets text message* Oh. I gotta go.
Gaige- Eh? Where are you-?
Drury- Simon, keep Grandpa Gaige company
Simon- Um. Ok.
*Drury exits. Several minutes pass*
Simon- Hi.
Gaige- Don't talk to me kid.
Simon- But Grandpa -
Gaige- No. Don't call me grandpa. Aside from it being stupid anyway, I'm not even related to you.
Simon- Oh. In that case...
*Simon plugs in his earphones. Gaige reads his paper. Simon starts speaking his film's dialogue aloud*
Gaige- Excuse me. Excuse me! Moron! Stop it!
Simon- S-sorry sir.
Gaige- That's better.
*Gets back to his paper. Simon taps him on the shoulder*
Simon- Do you think we'll meet Putin?
Gaige- I've already met him.
Simon- You have? What's he like?
Gaige- Russian.
Simon- Ohhhh.
*More minutes pass*
Simon- Mr Gaige?
Gaige- Mmmmm.
Simon- They've been in the toilet an awfully long time.
Gaige- Well, she's a women, who knows what- did you say 'they'?
Drury- Guess who joined the Mile High Club!
Miranda- Not so loud sweetie
Drury- Of course. Sorry.
Gaige- ... That's it. I'm holding my craps in 'till we land.