Killer Moth: Savage Hell #6- Resistance

Blake- Drury its anarchy out here!

 

Drury- Yeah, we’ve met before. He sentenced me to death

 

Anarky- Sorry about that, but we have more important matters. If he doesn’t get that card, Cobb is going to launch a nuclear missile. No one wants him doing that.

 

Jules- True. I like not getting nuked. On Easter Sunday of all days. And April’s Fools Day. What’s up with that? Two holidays, major holidays, for the price of one

 

Blake- Suit up. We’re getting Cobb that card

 

Ragdoll- Simply marvellous! Guns! One looks forward to splattering some brains across town!-

 

Blake- Oh no, Doll, not you. No guns for you

 

Ragdoll- Silly Thomas Blake. Wait. You are being serious? That is not fair! Why is one being denied guns while these dolomites are?

 

Blake- Because those dolomites aren’t complete psychopaths

 

Ragdoll- … Yes. They are. This is discriminatory! This is racial segregation!

 

Drury- Just give him the gun. I don’t want my face in a Buzzfeed article over perceived racism

 

Jules- Fair point. Come on Blake, let the creepy puppet man have his fun

 

Ragdoll- If that description was not so accurate one could be offended.

 

Blake- Fine. Guns for everyone!

 

Ragdoll- Much better.

 

Chuck- Hell yeah

 

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Black Mask- Either Kuttler had a sex change or Tetch has brought us the wrong person

 

Hatter- Behold! My darling Alice!

 

Fefe- Excuse me, my name isn’t Alice, my name is Felicity, Felicity Smoak, you may have heard of me

 

Black Mask- Nope

 

Riddler- Is this a joke?

 

Fefe- I don’t appreciate being compared to some misty eyed damsel because I am strong, independent and-

 

Black Mask- Yeah, that’s great kid

 

Fefe- How dare you cut me off! Who the hell do you think you are?

 

Riddler- There, there Miss Smoak, my associate didn’t mean to offend you

 

Black Mask- Yes I did

 

Riddler- We were looking for the Calculator but if you can do the job-

 

Fefe- Of course I can. I am the greatest hacker in the world. Diggle told me, Olibur told me, Cayden James told me…

 

Black Mask- Yeah, I don’t know who those people are

 

Mr I. - What’s an Olibur?

 

Cobb- Well. It’s been over an hour, I even gave you all a little leeway but I don’t have that card. And it’s not like you can say you were stuck in traffic ha-ha. I’m launching the first missile now. Pray I don’t have to launch a second.

 

Black Mask- Shit

 

Riddler- Time to get to work, Miss Smoak

 

Fefe- Don’t tell me what to do! God.

 

Black Mask- There’s a goddamn nuke, bitch! No time for politeness!

 

Fefe- I can’t stop it but I can divert it! There’s a nearby city. Its either thousands or millions. There’s no other choice

 

Black Mask- Are you crazy? Just put it in the water!

 

Hatter- She’s mad! So sad! Madder than me, tee hee!

 

Riddler- The docks are closer! Move it there!

 

Fefe- There’s no time.

 

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

 

Riddler- What. City?

 

Fefe- Havenrock. At least it wasn’t Gotham though. At least William gets to keep his step mother

 

*Blam*

 

Black Mask- No kid should have that as it’s step mom

 

Hatter- Argh! Alice!

 

Riddler- So I guess it’s up to me to get Kuttler

 

Mr I. – Oh! She meant ‘Oliver’. That makes a lot more sense…

Done