Secret Society- The Fall of The Justice Gang

Drury- I'll admit it. That didn't exactly go too well.

 

====Five minutes ago=======

 

Drury- Gar! It's so good ta-

 

Gar- Not now, bud. I'm on the job. That's a... that's a pretty sweet group you got there

 

Drury- Well, I mean it's diverse. They're not all flamethrowing pyros anyway

 

Meltdown- Everyone thinks I'm a pyro and it's just not true...

 

Drury- Meltdown? Why are you siding with the Society? Why are any of you siding with the Society?

 

Vertigo- It's simple-

 

Drury- Oh... I'm sorry, I meant the guys I actually like

 

Meltdown- See? Gay.

 

Phosphorus- Shaddup.

 

Mick- I mean... honestly I don't really know

Well, we were kinda forced into it. You can't exactly say no to Thawne can you?

 

Drury- Eh, I guess not. I didn't. So. Where do we go from here?

 

Gar- I suppose you start by handing us Getaway Genius?

 

Drury- Ok. He's more trouble than it's worth

 

Zero- No Drebert, you can not yield to their demands. You have to fig-

 

*Volcana blows up Zero, his beam goes flying freezing Tweedledee but not before he accidentally fires his machine gun, shooting Bigtop, who squishes Stirk, whose knife goes flying and stabs The Pie Man, another bullet hits Lord Death Man in the back, his shot gun blows off Bed Bug's face. Bedbug's needle flies through the air and lands in Funny Face's eye. The Society, Drury and Genius can only watch the carnage unfold*

 

Gar- Holy shit babe!

 

Volcana- Ssh baby, look at the pretty flames

 

Gar- Pretty flam-? Ooh

 

Drury- That does not seem like a very healthy relationship.

 

Volcana- Bet it hurts Lightbulb, knowing I can give him what you can't

 

Meltdown- Sex?

 

Phosphorus- Knock it off Creegan!

 

Meltdown- It was probably sex.

 

Gar- Ned, don't. *To Drury* Sorry that she kinda butchered your team.

 

"It's... It's no big deal," he says, lying.

 

Gar- See you around Drew

 

Meltdown- Kiiiiiiss! Kiiiiissss!

 

*Phosphorus punches Meltdown*

 

Vertigo- Ve can't valk away Lynns. Vat about Genius?

 

Gar- That domino effect must've gotten him. And if not, we'll get him next time

 

Phosphorus- Let's get back to the Hall, haven't been there in ages it feels.

 

Gar- Let's hope no-one's died!

 

*They teleport away*

 

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Drury- Where did you disappear to anyway?

 

Genius- The ice cream parlor

 

Drury- Oh.

 

Genius- I'm sorry, I would've got you some but I remembered you locked me up in an insane asylum

 

Drury- I'm sorry too. Not even Lord Death Man survived.

 

Genuis- Well, I did see him twitch a little bit so don't loose hope, ok? ... What now?

 

Drury- I suppose I have to write some letters to their families...You'd be surprised at how often I have to do that... *sniff*

 

Genius- Are you Ok?

 

Drury- Oh, sure, never been better- why I not be? *Sniff* Why?! Why did he have to die?! Why did they all have to die?!

 

Genius- It. It wasn't your fault.

 

Drury- You- you're right. It was yours.

 

Genius- No, wait, come to think of it, it was your fault

 

Drury- *Sob* *Sob"

Done