Brewing In Space

Hoof and Horace were taking tea with Dorothy Trethewey, President of the village runner bean growing society when quite unexpectedly Daisy a pedigree friesian cow walked in saying she had not been into space recently and were there any trips planned.👵☕️☕️☕️🐎🐷🐄🚀

 

Hoof said “what a coincidence Daisy, following a suggestion by another Brian www.flickr.com/photos/17469730@N00/ Horace and I are are going on a mission later today to carry out experiments onboard the International Space Station”.🚀

 

As you are all probably aware anyone can go on board the ISS provided they can supply their own transport.🚚🚘🚝🚜🚛🚤🚲

 

While Daisy sprinted home to pack her bags and a few udder things for the trip, H & H took a drive over to Combellack’s a vehicle breakers where they bought up a large number of high powered car engines, although H & H feel the existing engines on their Typhoon are perfectly adequate for the straight line stability which they require while transporting clients to Mars,

they felt that carrying out more intricate manoeuvres such as docking with the ISS which travels at 17500 mph would require bow and stern thrusters fitted to their Typhoon.🐮💼👛👜👝

 

Hoof and Horace figured out the fitment of these would be necessary to lessen the amount of paperwork with insurance companies should there be a slight collision at these type of speeds💥💥

 

Can you imagine an insurance company having to send an assessor to check out any accident damage to the ISS while in orbit, never mind the technicians from the bodyshop having to carry out a bit of panel beating and spraying to correct any panel damage. ✍️👨🔧

 

Following a successful launch from our field the boys and Daisy were on their way to the ISS with picnic boxes full of sandwiches and cakes made by Mrs P, plus the inevitable drinks cabinet.🍅🍇🍊🍎🍩🍰🍺🍺🍺🍷🍷🍷

 

Due to the sheer power of the Typhoon our boys and Daisy had docked with the ISS within minutes, indeed the bow and stern thrusters had worked, so no paperwork.🔥🔥🚀

 

Can you imagine captaining the ISS and there is a knock at the door, and there in front of you is a Horse and his navigator in the shape of a pig with pink wellies, plus a cow, talk about being off the planet.🐎🐷🐄🙈

 

One of the many experiments which H & H want to undertake is how to brew beer in space with this weightlessness business going on, and when you have brewed the product, will you be able to get the head at the top of the glass, this is taking the boundaries of science to another level.🍺🍺🍺

 

As this had been such a busy day, Hoof, Horace and Daisy made their way to the bar of the ISS.

Well H & H are quite used to consuming large amounts of alcohol, however whether Daisy was out of practise or the weightlessness had caught her by surprise, but Daisy went to sleep on the floor of the ISS. So H & H said “perhaps we should go off to bed as well”.🐄😴💤

 

The boys were going out of the bar and the barman shouts “here, you can’t leave that lying on the floor” Horace responded “mate that’s not a lion, its a cow”🐄🐮

 

 

Have a safe weekend, thank you so much for looking at my photos, your comments are so appreciated🐎🐷🐄🍺🍺🍺🍷🍷🍷😎👍😂😂😂

 

 

 

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