Cooking with Candy

Today I'm making him a Birthday cake the two timing little worm

2 cups of rancid Flour with weevils

1/2 Teaspoon of powdered laxative

3 Eggs that have been sitting in the sun for 4 days

stick of rancid butter

mix all together until forms a batter then add the arsenic

bake until a toothpick gets stuck in it

allow to cool

then cut in half

spread the layers with a nice chocolate laxative

and ice with a passion-fruit icing ( not really passion- fruit but mouse dropping )

serve with old moldy strawberries

Done