Taurus

"You know why the horn is broken?"

"No. Why?"

"It got in a fight with gravity."

"That's just pathetic"

"No I mean gravity challenged it. the Great Being of Gravity challenged it."

"And Greixinn won?"

"It was a tie. So he made it a Zodiac Spirit"

"And why aren't we running from it yet?"

"I HAVE NO FU---"

*Trampling noises, bull snorts, parts snapping*

 

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Featured and Votable for BFNE2015 and BFNE16

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