Pure West

Homer: Adam West! Hey, kids! Batman!!

Lisa: Dad, that’s not the real Batman.

Adam West: Of course I’m the Batman. See, here’s a picture of me with Robin.

Bart: Who the hell is Robin?

Adam West: I suppose you’re only familiar with the new Batman movies. Michelle Pfeiffer? Ha! The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, or Eartha Kitt. And I didn’t need molded plastic to improve my physique. Pure. West. And why doesn’t Batman dance anymore? Remember the Batusi?

Homer: Heh. Nice meetin’ ya…Just keep moving, don’t make eye contact…

 

 

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