Pole Dancing Pachycephalosaur

My daughter bought a pack of plastic dinosaurs, this one was in the pack; I've been offended by it ever since: the arm, leg and tail positioning are absolutely horrible (the head's not bad). I felt as if I needed to mock it somehow; staring at it, trying to find something funny about the horrible craftsmanship, well, here you go...

Lap dances are not recommended (if you're in to that sort of thing), these things weighed close to a thousand pounds.

Done