Explaining

Yesterday morning as I got out of the shower I noticed that Dash had a really cute stuffed polar bear in his mouth. Then I realized that it was pristine...This little devil had figured out which gift bag was his and helped himself to his Christmas gift. I told him that Santa was passing him by this year because of his transgressions, here he is explaining to me why he knows that the fat man is coming to see him no matter what!

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