This is not me. This is a computer rendition of what a sexier, slimmer, less greazy me would look like. The real me is chubbier, zittier and less kempt. Photo Professional 6 lets you input a portait, assign some control points, then give the subject a facelift with the push of a mouse button. It is almost too creepy.

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Joel nailing honey to the bee. The Brian Jonestown Massacre at the Independent, San Francisco, 18 March 2009

Photo by Leah Cole.

Delmarva Shorebirds @ Hagerstown Suns - April 13, 2013

Joel Riddez under matchen mot Eskilstuna 180414

If you Press all Sizes you can watch it.

Producer: CAI Yuting & CHEN Pengyu

Photo&Post Production: CHEN Pengyu

Make-Up: SHU Yichao, SHI Xiao, SUN Qinyu, Olivia Cambell

Assistant: CHANG Zhousheng, HUANGStern Joel, Olivia Cambell,

Joel was adamant about unwrapping a little package he thought was candy. As a distraction, Joanne picked him up and showed him a stuffed snowman. Children are so gullible.

Joel and Patrice Hornung, Dana Point, CA 7/11/15

photo by Betsy McCall

Joel Parkinson

Joel Plaskett | TAZ Records - Record Store Day | April 20th 2013

My son Joel. I thought this one looked better in b&w.

JOEL ROMELO

Joel Nordström - självporträtt på Högbergsgatan

Joel Rosario at Keeneland Race Course, Lexington, Kentucky

Joel Harrison- Promo Shoot - August 2007

Joel Rechlicz with the Albany River Rats of the AHL.

JOEL LUANI

Joel Tepp - clarinet, Jackson Browne - guitar, (?) Nunez - guitar

Joel Rapp

Bishop Wilke's grandson, Joel, offers the opening prayer.

Rio de Janeiro; 02/05/2011; Xerem; Entrevista Joel; Foto: Ralff Santos/AscomFFC

shot 10.21.15

Madison Square Garden, NYC

Washington Nationals Full Season Ticket Holder Appreciation Day, Nationals Park, Washington, DC

Joel Birman. Foto: Rodrigo Cancela

Joel Burraston of the Central Coast Centurions RLFC.

Joel Rechlicz

joel and his grandma!

The birth of an obsession...