3 days in a row this dick has parked over the line.

ate my shit.

I'm not taking ALL the credit! I wanted to share it with my friends.

That's supposed to say FUCK the CPD.

asshole

Oil and acrylic on wooden panel

2015

This is a doodle of an asshole drinking soup that Kristyn did for me in one of my old notebooks circa 2001 or so. We found this last night.

Not on Flickr, dude. You know that.

it's okay to be free

Critical Mass, Church & Market.

4 deaths on the A9 within a week doesn't seem to be a sufficent message for some morons. www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-18440262

häberli, schudel aka asshole nr. one, zoran aka asshole nr. two and mono...

only assholes write on doors.

Found on a $1 bill:

"To Mr. Asshole - If you want some lessons give me a call, I'll show you how it's done -- Chris ???"

For most of the six hours I was trapped in my house, I stared really, really angrily at these dudes feet...

They just can't live their lifes without their cars!

© Andy Matthews

For group show "StreetMasters", curated by Sotheby's and FatFree Gallery

Oil and acrylic on wooden panel

2017

New York

As I got onto 15th Street I saw the middle lane was closed up ahead. I put on my blinker and merged over well in advance of the roadwork. As I approached the stoplight, I nearly broadsided this dude who crept along inside the curb lane in my blindspot.

Fucking cabs.

Asshole!!!