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Lesson one in how to meet people: crash your bike
People: are you alright?
Me: this guy in a truck pulled out in front of me in the bike lane (!)
People: looks like u took a bit of a tumble
Me: that's alright, it just makes me look like more of a badass
People: and a cute one at that.
more termites. i foolishly thought i would get the best of them by putting a piece of tape over their poop hole (lol), but apparently i was wrong.
termites are assholes.
Hermann Göring, more than you ever wanted to hear about that prick at en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermann_G%c3%b6ring
You don't see it, I think but this buttmunch parked like a fuckoingjerk at 2 in the morning
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Looks like we'll have to operate. Go get a bag of almonds, and don't forget to set the parking brake. The curtains have blown up a so so sorry.