Smashed

Some crackhead smashed the window and stole the GPS that I had under the seat.

 

You'd better hope I don't find the bridge you live under, because if I do, I'll poop where you sleep.

 

 

I returned home that night to see a story on the local news regarding an increase in GPS theft in Monroe County. So it seems, timing really is everything.

www.whec.com/article/stories/S652093.shtml

Done