fearless leader
we knew we were going to visit pai. we knew we were going to do some sort of outdoorsy thing. what we did NOT know, was that we'd end up on a 2-night jungle survival adventure with the (apparently) infamous Mr. Chart.
yes, his shirt says COMMANDO. the hole in it is probably the result of him wrestling with a giant snake or an alligator before cooking it for dinner. in the middle of the woods. with an entire kitchen he's whipped up in a matter of minutes out of nearby bamboo trees.
that is not a bottle of water he's holding. it's whiskey. it's for settling your stomach.
tents? tents are for suckers.
you have questions? his answer: "i am mister chart!". he's got a gun, he's got a machete, and he's crazy like a fox. what more of an answer could you possibly need?
fearless leader
we knew we were going to visit pai. we knew we were going to do some sort of outdoorsy thing. what we did NOT know, was that we'd end up on a 2-night jungle survival adventure with the (apparently) infamous Mr. Chart.
yes, his shirt says COMMANDO. the hole in it is probably the result of him wrestling with a giant snake or an alligator before cooking it for dinner. in the middle of the woods. with an entire kitchen he's whipped up in a matter of minutes out of nearby bamboo trees.
that is not a bottle of water he's holding. it's whiskey. it's for settling your stomach.
tents? tents are for suckers.
you have questions? his answer: "i am mister chart!". he's got a gun, he's got a machete, and he's crazy like a fox. what more of an answer could you possibly need?