Readers' Questions. Number 1: Is Plastic Surgery Available in Heaven?
Of course it is. Duh!
Meet our heavenly team. Every new member gets an initial extreme makeover to ease them back to their, imperfection free, ideal selves, with twice yearly 'tune-ups'. This is all included in our 'basic package', and is an 'infinite' offer.
All procedures are 100% pain and discomfort free now too, with no recuperation time needed, none at all, at all... guaranteed!
Please inquire about upgrades, and our other divine 'top tier' offers.
Sponsored by Lanech of Lahinch Inc.© (who have tastefully agreed to forego their logo on this angelic photograph).
(Readers' Question number 2, coming soon: Is God Irish?)
Readers' Questions. Number 1: Is Plastic Surgery Available in Heaven?
Of course it is. Duh!
Meet our heavenly team. Every new member gets an initial extreme makeover to ease them back to their, imperfection free, ideal selves, with twice yearly 'tune-ups'. This is all included in our 'basic package', and is an 'infinite' offer.
All procedures are 100% pain and discomfort free now too, with no recuperation time needed, none at all, at all... guaranteed!
Please inquire about upgrades, and our other divine 'top tier' offers.
Sponsored by Lanech of Lahinch Inc.© (who have tastefully agreed to forego their logo on this angelic photograph).
(Readers' Question number 2, coming soon: Is God Irish?)