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Kaiju Protest!!!
Greetings World! This is Chad Becker and the D.A.N. Team———-online still podcasting from H6 Because once you’ve decided to keep all your personal savings spread between The Shiroken Stock Exchange and the Bank of Mutual Catlandia, apparently you’ll never be able to buy a plane ticket to get off whatever god forsaken, dragon infested, frozen waste of of a rock, you happen to be on when Thanos decides to snap his fingers.
Right now we are live outside the Valhallen Chapter of the Nessie Alliance. Passions have been heated since last week when H6 officials Refused to sign the “Kevin Accords”.
Every day has seen more and more irate Japanese Nationals flock to these shores to condemn Kevin’s devout followers.
Just Moments ago tensions flared when a local sushi chef armed witha samurai sword rushed the barricades and proceeded to defile a recently commissioned fountain statue depicting the Loch Ness Monster. Spectators tell me it was built to commemorate the bold new Pro-Kaiju Legislation.
Peace Keepers from the Nessie Alliance were immediately dispatched to quell the rioter performing a Sweet Jump off the curb On a decked out “Sledgehammer” sporting both shocks and pegs... Wow! I think the caught 3 Feet of Air! ...Armed with standard issue Bo Staves, Nunchucks, and Bolos, The Peace Keepers quickly subdued the Fanatic.
Before He was carted off to a detention camp, this reporter asked the deranged Lunatic for comment, to which he replied with the following D.A.N. Exclusive Recording:
-Fzzt- “You Sooo Stuupid!!! You make Arriance with -BLEEP-ing Godzirra!!! Stooopiid!!! And you -BLEEP-ing Racist!!! Guess What..?! Me Chinese! Me play Joke! Me go Pee Pee all over your -BLEEP-ing Monument!!!” -Fzzzit Pop-
There you have it! Japanese People -BLEEP-ing Hate Kaijus! This is Chad Becker and the D.A.N. Team————online.. Signing Off!
Chaaaad?? You can’t say that...
What the -BLEEP- do you care, Steve? We’re all gonna be -BLEEP-ing dead in a couple days anyway. -Fzzzzddt-
Built for Decisive Action 4 Relpo Thread for Burgos Supporting Kevin!!! Keep hope alive!
Kaiju Protest!!!
Greetings World! This is Chad Becker and the D.A.N. Team———-online still podcasting from H6 Because once you’ve decided to keep all your personal savings spread between The Shiroken Stock Exchange and the Bank of Mutual Catlandia, apparently you’ll never be able to buy a plane ticket to get off whatever god forsaken, dragon infested, frozen waste of of a rock, you happen to be on when Thanos decides to snap his fingers.
Right now we are live outside the Valhallen Chapter of the Nessie Alliance. Passions have been heated since last week when H6 officials Refused to sign the “Kevin Accords”.
Every day has seen more and more irate Japanese Nationals flock to these shores to condemn Kevin’s devout followers.
Just Moments ago tensions flared when a local sushi chef armed witha samurai sword rushed the barricades and proceeded to defile a recently commissioned fountain statue depicting the Loch Ness Monster. Spectators tell me it was built to commemorate the bold new Pro-Kaiju Legislation.
Peace Keepers from the Nessie Alliance were immediately dispatched to quell the rioter performing a Sweet Jump off the curb On a decked out “Sledgehammer” sporting both shocks and pegs... Wow! I think the caught 3 Feet of Air! ...Armed with standard issue Bo Staves, Nunchucks, and Bolos, The Peace Keepers quickly subdued the Fanatic.
Before He was carted off to a detention camp, this reporter asked the deranged Lunatic for comment, to which he replied with the following D.A.N. Exclusive Recording:
-Fzzt- “You Sooo Stuupid!!! You make Arriance with -BLEEP-ing Godzirra!!! Stooopiid!!! And you -BLEEP-ing Racist!!! Guess What..?! Me Chinese! Me play Joke! Me go Pee Pee all over your -BLEEP-ing Monument!!!” -Fzzzit Pop-
There you have it! Japanese People -BLEEP-ing Hate Kaijus! This is Chad Becker and the D.A.N. Team————online.. Signing Off!
Chaaaad?? You can’t say that...
What the -BLEEP- do you care, Steve? We’re all gonna be -BLEEP-ing dead in a couple days anyway. -Fzzzzddt-
Built for Decisive Action 4 Relpo Thread for Burgos Supporting Kevin!!! Keep hope alive!