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Nivea Pool

While the thought of a tiny bath in a Nivea tin is certainly amusing, the practicalities are, to say the least, challenging. Imagine trying to cram yourself into that little blue disc. First, you'd need to invent a shrinking ray, which is a whole other project. Then, you'd have to deal with the lid. It's a tight fit for your fingers, so imagine trying to navigate a whole body in there. You'd be wedged in, unable to move, and probably smell faintly of a grandmother's purse for the rest of the day.

 

Even if you managed to contort yourself into the tin, the water situation would be comical. A thimbleful of lukewarm water, perhaps a single tear of despair, would be all you'd get. You'd be more "moistened" than "bathed." And let's not forget the cleanup. The little crescent of water would slosh out with every tiny twitch, leaving a puddle on your bedside table. A Nivea tin bath is less of a luxurious soak and more of a deeply regrettable, slightly greasy life choice.

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Uploaded on September 6, 2025
Taken on September 5, 2025