The Los Angeles County Department of Coroner, near Downtown
"YOU WILL DIE!"
"Death...is everywhere. Most of us try to avoid it, others can't get out of its way. Every day we fight a new war against GERMS, TOXINS, INJURY, ILLNESS, and CATASTROPHE."
"There's a lot of ways to wind up dead. The fact that we survive at all is a miracle, because every day we live, we face 1,000 WAYS TO DIE."
(partial intro to the TV show, 1,000 Ways to Die)
The Los Angeles County Department of Coroner, near Downtown
"YOU WILL DIE!"
"Death...is everywhere. Most of us try to avoid it, others can't get out of its way. Every day we fight a new war against GERMS, TOXINS, INJURY, ILLNESS, and CATASTROPHE."
"There's a lot of ways to wind up dead. The fact that we survive at all is a miracle, because every day we live, we face 1,000 WAYS TO DIE."
(partial intro to the TV show, 1,000 Ways to Die)