Zehavit_Lamasu
36/365 - Practicality be Damned!
Today I simply needed some fresh air so I put on mah face and bundled the offsprings outdoors to wander aimlessly in the rain until hunger got the better of us and we partook in a rather late lunch in a random establishment... Which happened to be a Supermarket Cafe... CLASSY!
The only spectacular thing that happened was my in readable feat of almost somersaulting in a flashy yet somewhat flatly manner and landing on my touches to the delight of some and the horror of others... OY VEY ZMIR! THERE GOES OUR CROSSDRESSER FLYING THROUGH THE AIR!!!
SPLAT!!!
I was fine albeit in possession of slightly bruised ego. I couldn't even fault any environmental condition such as wet floor. The truth is that I wore one of my shoes of awesome. Shoes of awesome are gloriously beautiful and also cause awesome accidents. They also result in awesome back ache, in growing toe nails and possibly can inflict famine, war and general bad weather... Maybe!
BUT DAMMIT THEY ARE TOTALLY WORTH THE MISERY!
Sheer serotonin my darlings.
I have plenty of crazy, unreasonable shoes but here are my three favourites.
The one responsible for today's spectacular are the grey and black four inch lovelies at the back. The white and black lacquer at the front are the narrowest motherfuckers known to woman kind but I am a maxochist to the siren song of their elegance, the red ones at the back are silly and actually rather comfortable despite the three inch they boast. However they have been known to cause temporary blindness to anything shorter than a meter... Babies and pets should head this warning! THEY ARE SHINY GLOWY SPARKLY LOVE!!!
That is me and the ridiculous. Going to lift my aching but VERY satisfied feet up now...
36/365 - Practicality be Damned!
Today I simply needed some fresh air so I put on mah face and bundled the offsprings outdoors to wander aimlessly in the rain until hunger got the better of us and we partook in a rather late lunch in a random establishment... Which happened to be a Supermarket Cafe... CLASSY!
The only spectacular thing that happened was my in readable feat of almost somersaulting in a flashy yet somewhat flatly manner and landing on my touches to the delight of some and the horror of others... OY VEY ZMIR! THERE GOES OUR CROSSDRESSER FLYING THROUGH THE AIR!!!
SPLAT!!!
I was fine albeit in possession of slightly bruised ego. I couldn't even fault any environmental condition such as wet floor. The truth is that I wore one of my shoes of awesome. Shoes of awesome are gloriously beautiful and also cause awesome accidents. They also result in awesome back ache, in growing toe nails and possibly can inflict famine, war and general bad weather... Maybe!
BUT DAMMIT THEY ARE TOTALLY WORTH THE MISERY!
Sheer serotonin my darlings.
I have plenty of crazy, unreasonable shoes but here are my three favourites.
The one responsible for today's spectacular are the grey and black four inch lovelies at the back. The white and black lacquer at the front are the narrowest motherfuckers known to woman kind but I am a maxochist to the siren song of their elegance, the red ones at the back are silly and actually rather comfortable despite the three inch they boast. However they have been known to cause temporary blindness to anything shorter than a meter... Babies and pets should head this warning! THEY ARE SHINY GLOWY SPARKLY LOVE!!!
That is me and the ridiculous. Going to lift my aching but VERY satisfied feet up now...