Duties of a transvestite 1

When you are a devoted novice photographer shooting anything in your local city you can get a clear focus on, the worst thing that can happen, aside from a ban on public photography, is a cloudy and rainy day.

 

 

Obviously in such situations the professional photographer, jump a plane on a whim going to anywhere scenic from Mount everest to a jungle Island in the pacific ocean. But in the tight closed circles of amateur photography this, along with editing pictures, is actually considered cheating.

 

 

Thus on rainy days many an amateur photographer sit by their window, camera in hand sulking and cursing the clouds to go away trying desperately in vain to imagine new shooting angles from the window facing the street.

 

 

This is a very sad condition referred to in amateur circles as ”under exposure”, as it often leaves the mind dark and cloudy with the well known grain of ISO 1600. Often this condition evolves and the subject start taking pictures inside their own home, which in fact is how the ”self portrait” was invented. Never the less transvestites are so fortunate as to always have a quite willing model right at hand and ”at their beck and call”, so to speak.

 

 

In contrast to transvestites women in Denmark quite seldom ”dress up” and further more it has since ancient times been a common belief among danish women that having their picture taking in public, forever capture their soul on that very photograph and are thus subject to sexual exploitation for all eternity. In other words, danish women feel quite disturbed being photographed in public and will react quite offended and hostile. Thus it is the duty of transvestites, in contrast to the mere dull and ordinary women, to sparkle up the streets with just a little fashionability in order to restore balance to the Metropolitan cosmos. As is known from pride parades world wide, transvestites are immune to the distinct sensors in cameras that sense the plain monochrome soul pattern of women and further more the sexual exploitation of visual imagery for all time and eternity, is a burden transvestites carry happily and with pride.

 

 

”But … why?” (You ask) ”.. on earth did you take of those cozy varm black nylon tights, when it was raining outside?”

 

 

Well obviously having almost bare legs on a rainy day is much more.. eye caching in the damsel-out-of-the-ordinary and perhaps even in-distress way. We must remember our duty as transvestites to always strive towards that little extra which women either not dare, or somehow feel that they cannot live up to. But truly it is a tough job and sometimes, as you witness, even a little cold.

 

 

Why we do it? (you ask)

 

 

Well.. no one else does really and obviously SOMEONE has to!

 

 

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Uploaded on June 28, 2014
Taken on June 28, 2014