Inktober Archives: Late Home
This is a bonus one from 13 October 2019. Some of you may not have seen it. It is one of my favourites and the artwork was inspirational!
Auntie Flo is restless,
Uncle Fred is late.
She's been there since ten thirty,
She's been out to the gate.
He's been at a club meeting;
The Committee he is on.
He's promised that he wouldn't drink
(Well just, perhaps, the one)
It's a good job he is walking,
The car still in the drive.
He hasn't done the washing up,
It's so like him to skive
When he gets back he'll get what for,
She'll whack him with a broom.
And if he thinks he's 'in with her'
He'll find it's 'The Spare Room!'.
Inktober Archives: Late Home
This is a bonus one from 13 October 2019. Some of you may not have seen it. It is one of my favourites and the artwork was inspirational!
Auntie Flo is restless,
Uncle Fred is late.
She's been there since ten thirty,
She's been out to the gate.
He's been at a club meeting;
The Committee he is on.
He's promised that he wouldn't drink
(Well just, perhaps, the one)
It's a good job he is walking,
The car still in the drive.
He hasn't done the washing up,
It's so like him to skive
When he gets back he'll get what for,
She'll whack him with a broom.
And if he thinks he's 'in with her'
He'll find it's 'The Spare Room!'.