Inktober 2022 Day 12: The Wrong Hat
With thanks, as always to Andrea.
It’s not quite what I expected
When I ordered it online
They said that I’d be satisfied
They said I would look fine
The way that they described it
They said that I’d look chic
They said I’d look magnificent
They said I’d look complete
The picture that they advertised
Wasn’t quite like this
I think it was misleading
I think they took the…..mickey
It was ordered for a wedding
(It did get here on time)
It really wouldn’t suit the church
More a pantomime
But it’s too late to replace it
The wedding is today
So I’ll have to go along with it
No matter what they’ll say
But once the ceremony’s done
I’ll put it in a sack
And take it to the Post Office
And send the bugger back!
(And it’s attracting flies!)
Inktober 2022 Day 12: The Wrong Hat
With thanks, as always to Andrea.
It’s not quite what I expected
When I ordered it online
They said that I’d be satisfied
They said I would look fine
The way that they described it
They said that I’d look chic
They said I’d look magnificent
They said I’d look complete
The picture that they advertised
Wasn’t quite like this
I think it was misleading
I think they took the…..mickey
It was ordered for a wedding
(It did get here on time)
It really wouldn’t suit the church
More a pantomime
But it’s too late to replace it
The wedding is today
So I’ll have to go along with it
No matter what they’ll say
But once the ceremony’s done
I’ll put it in a sack
And take it to the Post Office
And send the bugger back!
(And it’s attracting flies!)