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Inktober 2022 Day 12: The Wrong Hat

With thanks, as always to Andrea.

 

It’s not quite what I expected

When I ordered it online

They said that I’d be satisfied

They said I would look fine

 

The way that they described it

They said that I’d look chic

They said I’d look magnificent

They said I’d look complete

 

The picture that they advertised

Wasn’t quite like this

I think it was misleading

I think they took the…..mickey

 

It was ordered for a wedding

(It did get here on time)

It really wouldn’t suit the church

More a pantomime

 

But it’s too late to replace it

The wedding is today

So I’ll have to go along with it

No matter what they’ll say

 

But once the ceremony’s done

I’ll put it in a sack

And take it to the Post Office

And send the bugger back!

 

(And it’s attracting flies!)

 

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Uploaded on October 12, 2022