Dave's Tiki's Two

Today's story and sketch "by me" we are reporting on the extremely

successful adopt a pothole highway program started by Dave's Tiki's

last year. Dave's Tiki program is a direct approach to fix the

hazardous pot holes in Americas highways. Dave's program is very

simple, you buy a beautifully hand carved, (by Dave) Adopt a

Pothole Tiki, for one time fee of a two thousand dollars,

(The price had a slight increase this month), plus a low monthly

maintenance fee, then Dave personally fills a pothole with a bag

of his own "DGPP" Dave's Genuine Pothole Patch, then a hand carved

Tiki with your name is placed securely at that roadside location.

You surly have been a victim of poor highway maintenance, and know

the pain and suffering caused by potholes to vehicles and sometimes

to ourselves, like when you were just looking away from the road a

few seconds to enjoy a sip of that steaming hot coffee, and bam you

hit a monster twelve inch deep pothole sending the steaming brew

down onto the moon pie you just unwrapped on your lap, which is now

a steamy mess on your crotch. Now you can help by adopting a pothole,

and maybe we can fill the really bad ones.

Until next time taa ta the Rod Blog

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