Cape Cod.
Today's story and sketch "by me" is the famous Massachusetts Cape Cod BC
Lighthouse Bistro, it is also check point #78 of the "EBRA" Blimp Race.
Overhead you see the Bearded Clam Bistro Race Entry #68 currently leading
the race. The BC Bistro recently won the triple D Clam Chowder Cook Off.
But BC is most famous for the Clamalicious Moon Pies that have been
made at this location for over a hundred years. The legendary Moon Pies
started by accident, when Maddoc Gofish, (seen piloting a B&R Pony X Glider).
Maddoc came to Earth while working on the "Cougar Intergalactic Pleasure
Cruiser", which caters to middle age Alien Female Divorces, or in some
cases, Cougars who were never successfully prosecuted after cashing in on a
life insurance policy, most in their early hundreds.
And that brings us back to the Beginning of this tale a time when Maddoc at
age 18 was the Cruisers Pool attendant, and just by luck meet Jawenna Kagler
who was actually on the run from a Lippo Triple indemnity Policy investigator
for a policy she had taken out on Daweeb her Husband, who died
possibly by accident, and that policy specified, that Jawenna the
beneficiary was entitled to receive triple the face amount of insurance,
if Daweeb was never found, which he wasn't, and as far as Maddoc knows,
he never will be, but that is a story for another time.
Jawenna insisted on staying on Earth when the Cruiser was in low orbit,
she actually talked Maddoc into jumping ship with her in an escape pod.
By chance they hit the ocean, drifted several weeks with only emergency
Moon Pies, and a few bottles of Tequila taken from her rooms mini bar.
Jawenna turns out was a great cook, in fact that was how she meet Daweeb
when she was cooking moon pies at the Disco Lizard Lounge. Daweeb was a
successful, but lonely 300 pound 4 foot Tort Attorney, the two fell in love
moved to the Swanky Beverly Crater on Lippo, and were happy until Daweeb
disappeared. Maddoc and Jawenna built the Bearded Clam Bistro for Galaxy
Tourists. Jawenna developed the Clam Moon Pies and Clam Chowder recipes
luckily before the Bounty Hunters came for her. Till next time taa ta Rod
Cape Cod.
Today's story and sketch "by me" is the famous Massachusetts Cape Cod BC
Lighthouse Bistro, it is also check point #78 of the "EBRA" Blimp Race.
Overhead you see the Bearded Clam Bistro Race Entry #68 currently leading
the race. The BC Bistro recently won the triple D Clam Chowder Cook Off.
But BC is most famous for the Clamalicious Moon Pies that have been
made at this location for over a hundred years. The legendary Moon Pies
started by accident, when Maddoc Gofish, (seen piloting a B&R Pony X Glider).
Maddoc came to Earth while working on the "Cougar Intergalactic Pleasure
Cruiser", which caters to middle age Alien Female Divorces, or in some
cases, Cougars who were never successfully prosecuted after cashing in on a
life insurance policy, most in their early hundreds.
And that brings us back to the Beginning of this tale a time when Maddoc at
age 18 was the Cruisers Pool attendant, and just by luck meet Jawenna Kagler
who was actually on the run from a Lippo Triple indemnity Policy investigator
for a policy she had taken out on Daweeb her Husband, who died
possibly by accident, and that policy specified, that Jawenna the
beneficiary was entitled to receive triple the face amount of insurance,
if Daweeb was never found, which he wasn't, and as far as Maddoc knows,
he never will be, but that is a story for another time.
Jawenna insisted on staying on Earth when the Cruiser was in low orbit,
she actually talked Maddoc into jumping ship with her in an escape pod.
By chance they hit the ocean, drifted several weeks with only emergency
Moon Pies, and a few bottles of Tequila taken from her rooms mini bar.
Jawenna turns out was a great cook, in fact that was how she meet Daweeb
when she was cooking moon pies at the Disco Lizard Lounge. Daweeb was a
successful, but lonely 300 pound 4 foot Tort Attorney, the two fell in love
moved to the Swanky Beverly Crater on Lippo, and were happy until Daweeb
disappeared. Maddoc and Jawenna built the Bearded Clam Bistro for Galaxy
Tourists. Jawenna developed the Clam Moon Pies and Clam Chowder recipes
luckily before the Bounty Hunters came for her. Till next time taa ta Rod