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Sacramento Woman's Surprising Weight-Loss Secret

I’ve figured out how those ladies of yore maintained such trim figures: dresses with a fitted bodice and no stretch. There simply isn’t room for a piece of pie after dinner.

 

Dress, vintage. Belt, Banana Republic. Shoes, J Crew. Earrings, Target. Bag, Melie Bianco

 

Of course, there are those “lucky” ladies (like myself) who gain most of their weight below the waist. We can eat a piece of pie and a slice of cake and simply hide the evidence under a full skirt. (I just have to discretely unbutton the dress around my waist until digestion is complete.)

 

P.S. I suppose the title was a little misleading, but I'm assuming those similarly-named Facebook ads are also disappointing.

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Uploaded on June 19, 2013
Taken on June 17, 2013