Live Action on The Death Star
Emperor Palpatine has asked Stormtrooper Bruce to provide survival training for an elite group of hand picked troopers headed off to Degobah on a secret mission, in search of a secluded Rebel Base where certain droids are suspected to be hiding. STB is brushing up on his technique when the guys stop by.
TK-432: Vader's Dogs! What in the Galaxy are you doing with that thing in your quarters?
STB: The Tine wants me to train some Fancy Pants Troopers how to survive on Degobah while they're on a secret mission which I can't talk about.
TK-432: So tell me again, why do you have that thing in your quarters?
STB: It's one of the most vicious turtles found in those swamps, and if you can catch it without getting a limb bitten off, it's also one of the tastiest things on the planet. This one's a hatchling, but still capable of biting off anything that gets too close.
TK-1110: Dude, are you serious! That thing must be crazy vicious, otherwise you wouldn't have your gun sitting right here on your bed.
STB: You guys! You act like you've never been through survival training before. As long as you hold it like this, it can't bite anything. And for your information, my gun is set to stun, not to blast a hole through the wall.
TK-432: Stop swinging that thing toward my face! Where'd you get it, anyway?
STB: I kinda borrowed it from The Tine's Petting Zoo. I was going to ask you two to help me sneak it back in after I'm through with my training class tomorrow, and help me sneak out a few of the snakes for the next days lesson.
TK-1110: Are you sure this is just on stun? Because I think I need to zap you a couple of times with it, to see if it'll put some common sense back in your head. That's one of the craziest things you've ever asked us to do!
TK-432: Yeah, but still... it might be fun. I'm in!
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Live Action on The Death Star
Emperor Palpatine has asked Stormtrooper Bruce to provide survival training for an elite group of hand picked troopers headed off to Degobah on a secret mission, in search of a secluded Rebel Base where certain droids are suspected to be hiding. STB is brushing up on his technique when the guys stop by.
TK-432: Vader's Dogs! What in the Galaxy are you doing with that thing in your quarters?
STB: The Tine wants me to train some Fancy Pants Troopers how to survive on Degobah while they're on a secret mission which I can't talk about.
TK-432: So tell me again, why do you have that thing in your quarters?
STB: It's one of the most vicious turtles found in those swamps, and if you can catch it without getting a limb bitten off, it's also one of the tastiest things on the planet. This one's a hatchling, but still capable of biting off anything that gets too close.
TK-1110: Dude, are you serious! That thing must be crazy vicious, otherwise you wouldn't have your gun sitting right here on your bed.
STB: You guys! You act like you've never been through survival training before. As long as you hold it like this, it can't bite anything. And for your information, my gun is set to stun, not to blast a hole through the wall.
TK-432: Stop swinging that thing toward my face! Where'd you get it, anyway?
STB: I kinda borrowed it from The Tine's Petting Zoo. I was going to ask you two to help me sneak it back in after I'm through with my training class tomorrow, and help me sneak out a few of the snakes for the next days lesson.
TK-1110: Are you sure this is just on stun? Because I think I need to zap you a couple of times with it, to see if it'll put some common sense back in your head. That's one of the craziest things you've ever asked us to do!
TK-432: Yeah, but still... it might be fun. I'm in!
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Viewing Large is always fun.