Are You Que-less on the Death Star?

For the past few days Stormtrooper Bruce has been in a quandary about what to do regarding the rumors of a mission to a new unexplored quadrant, leaving everyone quaking in their boots. Rookies, he snorted under his breath, deciding to quash those rumors next week. Now that it's quitting time, all STB wants is some peace and quiet. But he knew the universe had other plans.

 

QQ: Unka Dude, Unka Dude! Whew, it's been quite a day, but I'm finally here!

 

STB: Little Dude, just one question, maybe two - who are you today? And what have you brought to my quarters?

 

QQ: Well, today I'm Quentin Quasar! And what I have is a Quartz example, after taking my que from you.

 

STB: What? You took my que?

 

QQ: You're so silly! Today I went on a quest to find something, anything that started with Q. It was impossible! When I began to question if I'd ever find anything, Momma stepped in to help.

 

STB: Momma's are quick to help out.

 

QQ: Yes, well, um.. she offered to make a Quahog Quiche. I don't know what that is... but when she pulled out that galactic cookbook I got all queasy. But turns out she was short on ingredients.

 

STB: Whew! But you're no quitter, so what happened next?

 

QQ: Well, I membered your geodes, so then I searched the library archives until I found this high quality specimen!

 

STB: I'll quiz you on it - tell me what you know.

 

QQ: It's a quartz specimen, specifically a horn coral geode. from a quirky little planet called Earth. Oh, but I interrupted your game of cards, so I'll do like that quote says and act like an atom and split!

 

STB: Actually, I know what a quagmire it is looking for Q items, so I sorted the Queens out of my deck of cards, just in case you wound up being totally que-less.

 

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