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Purple Haze on the Death Star

When a recent mission took Stormtrooper Bruce to a new planet, he returned with a local delicacy which he hoped the guys would be willing to try.

 

STB: You should go easy on those deviled eggs. That merchant at the market warned me eating too many at one sitting might result in unusual side effects.

 

TK-432: What? You're telling us now? This is our third plate.

 

STB: Well, I didn't know they would be this tasty. I'd never heard of that kind of bird before. And I had to tweak the recipe a little to make them more like the deviled eggs we're used to.

 

TK-1110: What? You're telling us now? What kind of bird is it?

 

STB: To be honest I'm not 100% sure it is a bird since there were no records of it in the Avian Database.

 

TK-432: Vader's dogs... you mean these could be reptile eggs? But they taste so good!

 

TK-1110: Let's get back to those side effects for a mo. What ... oh. I think I see already. Neon purple phosphorescent gas?

 

TK-432: Cool! Let's see if it glows in the dark.

 

STB: Let's not. Just step away from the eggs and I'll get us some more burgers.

 

TK-432: Wait. If they're not bird eggs or reptile eggs, what are they? What else lays eggs? Never mind - I don't even want to know. They taste so.. Ooops, excuse me - again.

 

Boba Fett: Dude, you think you could fix me a plate of these fancy eggs for tomorrow? The P is stopping by to let me know who he's placed a bounty on this month, and he really, really loves his snacks.

 

STB: That is just SO wrong I don't even want to think about it. Say pretty please and I'll make it two plates.

 

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Uploaded on March 3, 2017
Taken on March 1, 2017