It's A Test on the Death Star
After a long absence, Boba Fett returns to the Death Star, his home away from home. Shortly after his arrival, Stormtrooper Bruce and the guys show up with an interesting dilemma.
Stormtrooper Bruce: Dude, I've been waiting months for you to come back. I desperately need your advise!
Fett: Tell me something new.
STB: Dude, this is serious. Remember when The P made those upgrades to the officers deck and Vader took over my quarters? Well he left THIS!
TK-1110: It's too horrible to think about. A) Either he had a lady friend sneak on board.
TK-432: Gross!
TK-1110: Or B) this is Vader's own shoe!
TK-432: Even grosser!
STB: See what I mean! Vader left it, and now I don't know what to do. I can't take it back and say, "Looking for this?"
Fett: Instant choke hold for certain.
TK-432: Or the crucaitus curse!
TK-1110: That's Lord Voldermort, not Lord Vader.
TK-432: Same difference. Just saying.
STB: And with all the security cameras on board, I can't toss it in the garbage compactor. If someone sees me they'll think it's mine!
Chewie: Grrarrgg! meodfmssfgh!
STB: No, Chewie! You can't have it!
Fett: *sigh" Once a moron, always a moron. Can't you see it's obviously C) ... a Trap?
STB: A trap! How... ?
Fett: No Chewie! A trap as in - whether or not he left it on purpose. As you said you can't approach him. And you can't blackmail him with it. That would mean the air lock with no questions asked.
STB: You think he set a trap for me? NO, Chewie!
Fett: OK, then how about A Test? To see your reaction. And I think perhaps you passed because you haven't told anyone about it... except us and we don't count.
STB: Great, but now what?
Fett: Well, this has got to be the ugliest shoe I've ever seen! And, there's a nearby moon where I take lots of space trash for target practice. Would you like to do the honors?
STB: You mean, blow it to smithereens?
TK-432: Oooh, Smithereens - is that on Tatooine?
It's A Test on the Death Star
After a long absence, Boba Fett returns to the Death Star, his home away from home. Shortly after his arrival, Stormtrooper Bruce and the guys show up with an interesting dilemma.
Stormtrooper Bruce: Dude, I've been waiting months for you to come back. I desperately need your advise!
Fett: Tell me something new.
STB: Dude, this is serious. Remember when The P made those upgrades to the officers deck and Vader took over my quarters? Well he left THIS!
TK-1110: It's too horrible to think about. A) Either he had a lady friend sneak on board.
TK-432: Gross!
TK-1110: Or B) this is Vader's own shoe!
TK-432: Even grosser!
STB: See what I mean! Vader left it, and now I don't know what to do. I can't take it back and say, "Looking for this?"
Fett: Instant choke hold for certain.
TK-432: Or the crucaitus curse!
TK-1110: That's Lord Voldermort, not Lord Vader.
TK-432: Same difference. Just saying.
STB: And with all the security cameras on board, I can't toss it in the garbage compactor. If someone sees me they'll think it's mine!
Chewie: Grrarrgg! meodfmssfgh!
STB: No, Chewie! You can't have it!
Fett: *sigh" Once a moron, always a moron. Can't you see it's obviously C) ... a Trap?
STB: A trap! How... ?
Fett: No Chewie! A trap as in - whether or not he left it on purpose. As you said you can't approach him. And you can't blackmail him with it. That would mean the air lock with no questions asked.
STB: You think he set a trap for me? NO, Chewie!
Fett: OK, then how about A Test? To see your reaction. And I think perhaps you passed because you haven't told anyone about it... except us and we don't count.
STB: Great, but now what?
Fett: Well, this has got to be the ugliest shoe I've ever seen! And, there's a nearby moon where I take lots of space trash for target practice. Would you like to do the honors?
STB: You mean, blow it to smithereens?
TK-432: Oooh, Smithereens - is that on Tatooine?