Da Short King
My fellow Trash Pandazz. Today, TODAY, you find yourself in the presence of Da Short King. Rejoice!.. for the era of the Trash Panda draws nye. To my left stands Dizzy who will serve as paw to the king. Bid him the honor he is owed. For my first order of business..." *Clears his throat* "I DECREE THAT HENCE FORTH AND FOREVERMORE TRASH PANDAZZ ARE THE FIRST CLASS CITIZENS OF THE UNIVERSE AND SHALL BE PAMPERED ACCORDINGLY. SECONDLY, THE NEW CURRENCY OF THE REALM SHALL BE CALLED THE GUZZ AND SHALL CONSISTS OF GUMMY BEARS TO ACT AS COIN, CHUCKEN NUGGIES FOR LOWER END CASH DENOMATION (THAT THING), NUGGIES AND SAUCE FOR HIGHER END TRANSACTION AND THE TACO IS NOW THE HIGHEST FORM OF CURRENCY IN THE LAND. AND SPEACKING IF TACOS, FOR MY THIRD DECREE A TAX OF TWO TACOS FOR EVERYONE WHO DARES TRESPASS ON OUR LAND THAT IS TALLER THAN 3.5 FEET TALL. THAT IS ALL. I HAVE SPOKEN. LONG LIVE DA SHORT KING" *Guzz hops off the steps feeling pleased with himself* "Come Dizzy, we have a kingdom to rule."
Da Short King
My fellow Trash Pandazz. Today, TODAY, you find yourself in the presence of Da Short King. Rejoice!.. for the era of the Trash Panda draws nye. To my left stands Dizzy who will serve as paw to the king. Bid him the honor he is owed. For my first order of business..." *Clears his throat* "I DECREE THAT HENCE FORTH AND FOREVERMORE TRASH PANDAZZ ARE THE FIRST CLASS CITIZENS OF THE UNIVERSE AND SHALL BE PAMPERED ACCORDINGLY. SECONDLY, THE NEW CURRENCY OF THE REALM SHALL BE CALLED THE GUZZ AND SHALL CONSISTS OF GUMMY BEARS TO ACT AS COIN, CHUCKEN NUGGIES FOR LOWER END CASH DENOMATION (THAT THING), NUGGIES AND SAUCE FOR HIGHER END TRANSACTION AND THE TACO IS NOW THE HIGHEST FORM OF CURRENCY IN THE LAND. AND SPEACKING IF TACOS, FOR MY THIRD DECREE A TAX OF TWO TACOS FOR EVERYONE WHO DARES TRESPASS ON OUR LAND THAT IS TALLER THAN 3.5 FEET TALL. THAT IS ALL. I HAVE SPOKEN. LONG LIVE DA SHORT KING" *Guzz hops off the steps feeling pleased with himself* "Come Dizzy, we have a kingdom to rule."