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Batfamily: one bad day #19
Batman enters the room and he sees Joker just standing there, looking out of the window.
Jkr: "Aha, Batsy. I'm glad that you're here. I know that that loony imposter Red Hood is trying to kill me again. I really think it's the bird I killed. He is, isn't he? Hehe, that only proved my point, that there is no difference between me and everyone else. It doesn't matter if you send me back to the Asylum. Your former partner has been driven mad. All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day. You had a bad day once, am I right? Not the day that I killed birdbrain number two, no. The day you decided to dress up like a bat and fight crime. You had a bad day once and everything changed. You had a bad day, and it drove you as crazy as anyone else... Only you won't admit it! You have to keep pretending that life makes sense, that there is some point to all this struggling! God you make me want to puke. I mean, what is it with you? What made you what you are? Girlfriend killed by the mob, maybe? Brother carved up by some muggers? Something like that, I bet. Something like that... Something like that, happened to me, you know. I'm not exactly sure what it was. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another... If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice! HAHAHA! But my point is, I went crazy! When I saw what a black, awful joke the world was. I went crazy as a coot! I admit it! Why can't you? I mean, you're not unintelligent! You must see the reality of the situation. Do you know how many times we have come close to wolrd war three over a flock of geese on a computer screen? Do you know what triggered the last world war? An argument over how many telegraph poles Germany owned its war debt creditors! Telegraph poles! Hahahahahaha! It's all a joke! Everything anybody ever valued or struggled for... It's all a monstrous demented gag! So why can't you see the funny side? Why aren't you laughing?"
It goes silent for a moment.
BM: "Because I heard this joke before..."
BM: "...and it wasn't funny the first time!"
Batman punches Joker in the face.
Jkr: "Ouch! Wel that wasn't funny! But maybe this is!"
Joker pulls out his long gun and gets ready to shoot Batman.
Jkr: "I'm really gonna laugh about this joke, Batsy! I would've loved it if you could do the same, but, well, you'll be dead. Hahahahaha HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
While Joker is laughing, Batman sees sonething ouside. It's coming right at them! It looks like a person.
BM: "Watch out!"
Joker turns around.
Jkr: "Wha-?"
Batfamily: one bad day #19
Batman enters the room and he sees Joker just standing there, looking out of the window.
Jkr: "Aha, Batsy. I'm glad that you're here. I know that that loony imposter Red Hood is trying to kill me again. I really think it's the bird I killed. He is, isn't he? Hehe, that only proved my point, that there is no difference between me and everyone else. It doesn't matter if you send me back to the Asylum. Your former partner has been driven mad. All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day. You had a bad day once, am I right? Not the day that I killed birdbrain number two, no. The day you decided to dress up like a bat and fight crime. You had a bad day once and everything changed. You had a bad day, and it drove you as crazy as anyone else... Only you won't admit it! You have to keep pretending that life makes sense, that there is some point to all this struggling! God you make me want to puke. I mean, what is it with you? What made you what you are? Girlfriend killed by the mob, maybe? Brother carved up by some muggers? Something like that, I bet. Something like that... Something like that, happened to me, you know. I'm not exactly sure what it was. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another... If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice! HAHAHA! But my point is, I went crazy! When I saw what a black, awful joke the world was. I went crazy as a coot! I admit it! Why can't you? I mean, you're not unintelligent! You must see the reality of the situation. Do you know how many times we have come close to wolrd war three over a flock of geese on a computer screen? Do you know what triggered the last world war? An argument over how many telegraph poles Germany owned its war debt creditors! Telegraph poles! Hahahahahaha! It's all a joke! Everything anybody ever valued or struggled for... It's all a monstrous demented gag! So why can't you see the funny side? Why aren't you laughing?"
It goes silent for a moment.
BM: "Because I heard this joke before..."
BM: "...and it wasn't funny the first time!"
Batman punches Joker in the face.
Jkr: "Ouch! Wel that wasn't funny! But maybe this is!"
Joker pulls out his long gun and gets ready to shoot Batman.
Jkr: "I'm really gonna laugh about this joke, Batsy! I would've loved it if you could do the same, but, well, you'll be dead. Hahahahaha HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
While Joker is laughing, Batman sees sonething ouside. It's coming right at them! It looks like a person.
BM: "Watch out!"
Joker turns around.
Jkr: "Wha-?"