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Icecap's Fishy Problem
“So, this is the problem as it was told to me by our friend, Icecap.” Said Sky. “There would appear to be a local fish shortage.”
Sky looked at the expressions of horror on the faces of the other bears before he continued.
“Every week I order Icecap a load of fish when we have our order in for honey, well that used to work quite well but recently it is not working at all.”
“Why is it they do not have fish?” Asked Bertie looking amazed at the news.
“Yes, I thought they always had fish, Sky, is this going to happen all the time?” Asked Barnaby feeling very thankful that fish was not his main food.
“I do not know why they do not have fish, they should, they always did, but now they don’t.” Said Sky.
Every bear looked up as Icecap came and sat beside them.
“I think we need more knowledge about fish and the store so we can discover why we have this problem.” Said Posh Bear.
“Well, I went with Elli to the store in her ellicopter to see what was happening.” Said Icecap. “The problem would seem to be they do not have a fish counter there any longer. They are only going to sell fish wrapped into plastic sealed units in future. I got talking to a bear, nice chap, who was waiting to be owned that had lived there for the time, he was saying that the store had been wanting to get rid of the fish counter for ages as it was expensive to run, then came the big hooman sickness that kept everyone indoors and out of stores. That gave the stores the excuse they needed and so they now only have these small sides of fish sealed in hard plastic.” Explained Icecap.
“I see, that is a problem then, anyone any ideas how we can keep Icecap filled up with fresh delicious fish?” Asked Posh Bear.
“Where do they make fish?” Asked Barnaby.
“In the oceans and sea.” Answered Bertie smiling at the idea of a factory line of hoomans making fish to put in the sea.
“Do we know if there is a spare sea kicking around that we could place in the back garden and then Icecap could just lean out of a window when he wanted to eat and help himself.” Explained Barnaby rather proudly that he had got the answer to the problem before anyone else.
“A good idea, Barnaby, but sadly I think you will not be able to find a spare sea, I am fairly sure they are all taken up and as far as I am aware, there are no plans to make new ones just yet.” Said Sky feeling he needed to add some input to the conversation as he is a genius that everyone looked to, to discover answers to difficult questions.
“I suppose I could go and find a sea or ocean and live there.” Said Icecap looking sad at the idea.
“No, that would never work because they don’t have buzzy things in oceans and seas and so we would have no honey.” Said Bertie. “So, if we can’t go nor can our friend Icecap. We need to find an answer.”
“Could we leave a forwarding address to the buzzy things and then they could … no that would not work as they can’t read bear and we can’t write buzzy thing. There must be a logical answer to this problem…” said Sky, rubbing his head with his paw as he tried thinking of the solution.
“The logical answer is easy; it is the illogical answer that I need.” Said Icecap looking shocked that they had been looking at the problem wrong.
“How do you mean, Icecap?” Asked Posh Bear.
“Well, the logical answer is that I ask Elli to fly me to the sea every so often so I can stock up on fish, it wouldn’t take her long and I know she would do it for me.”
“Yes, I can see that, it is a decent way around the problem.” Said Posh Bear smiling.
“Only, I must balance out my fears of flying with Ellie, against the fish the store does have. I was looking for a better answer to get my fish without asking Elli or having the store fish.” Explained Icecap.
“I think I have the answer.” Said Barnaby looking excited.
“What now, Barnaby, maybe send letters to the fish and ask them to catch a lift with Elli?” Said Bertie giggling.
“No, I must admit that I had not thought of that, Bertie. Good idea that it is, I think my idea is much betterer. We find a different store that does sell fish the way Icecap likes it and go there. His fish doesn’t have to come on the same lorry that our honey does.” Barnaby explained.
“Could we try that, Sky? Could you find another store to get it from?” Asked Icecap.
“I think we should try. Good idea young Barnaby, see I am teaching him well. One day he will be a proper genius just like me.” Said Sky smiling as he saw Icecap looking happier.
Icecap's Fishy Problem
“So, this is the problem as it was told to me by our friend, Icecap.” Said Sky. “There would appear to be a local fish shortage.”
Sky looked at the expressions of horror on the faces of the other bears before he continued.
“Every week I order Icecap a load of fish when we have our order in for honey, well that used to work quite well but recently it is not working at all.”
“Why is it they do not have fish?” Asked Bertie looking amazed at the news.
“Yes, I thought they always had fish, Sky, is this going to happen all the time?” Asked Barnaby feeling very thankful that fish was not his main food.
“I do not know why they do not have fish, they should, they always did, but now they don’t.” Said Sky.
Every bear looked up as Icecap came and sat beside them.
“I think we need more knowledge about fish and the store so we can discover why we have this problem.” Said Posh Bear.
“Well, I went with Elli to the store in her ellicopter to see what was happening.” Said Icecap. “The problem would seem to be they do not have a fish counter there any longer. They are only going to sell fish wrapped into plastic sealed units in future. I got talking to a bear, nice chap, who was waiting to be owned that had lived there for the time, he was saying that the store had been wanting to get rid of the fish counter for ages as it was expensive to run, then came the big hooman sickness that kept everyone indoors and out of stores. That gave the stores the excuse they needed and so they now only have these small sides of fish sealed in hard plastic.” Explained Icecap.
“I see, that is a problem then, anyone any ideas how we can keep Icecap filled up with fresh delicious fish?” Asked Posh Bear.
“Where do they make fish?” Asked Barnaby.
“In the oceans and sea.” Answered Bertie smiling at the idea of a factory line of hoomans making fish to put in the sea.
“Do we know if there is a spare sea kicking around that we could place in the back garden and then Icecap could just lean out of a window when he wanted to eat and help himself.” Explained Barnaby rather proudly that he had got the answer to the problem before anyone else.
“A good idea, Barnaby, but sadly I think you will not be able to find a spare sea, I am fairly sure they are all taken up and as far as I am aware, there are no plans to make new ones just yet.” Said Sky feeling he needed to add some input to the conversation as he is a genius that everyone looked to, to discover answers to difficult questions.
“I suppose I could go and find a sea or ocean and live there.” Said Icecap looking sad at the idea.
“No, that would never work because they don’t have buzzy things in oceans and seas and so we would have no honey.” Said Bertie. “So, if we can’t go nor can our friend Icecap. We need to find an answer.”
“Could we leave a forwarding address to the buzzy things and then they could … no that would not work as they can’t read bear and we can’t write buzzy thing. There must be a logical answer to this problem…” said Sky, rubbing his head with his paw as he tried thinking of the solution.
“The logical answer is easy; it is the illogical answer that I need.” Said Icecap looking shocked that they had been looking at the problem wrong.
“How do you mean, Icecap?” Asked Posh Bear.
“Well, the logical answer is that I ask Elli to fly me to the sea every so often so I can stock up on fish, it wouldn’t take her long and I know she would do it for me.”
“Yes, I can see that, it is a decent way around the problem.” Said Posh Bear smiling.
“Only, I must balance out my fears of flying with Ellie, against the fish the store does have. I was looking for a better answer to get my fish without asking Elli or having the store fish.” Explained Icecap.
“I think I have the answer.” Said Barnaby looking excited.
“What now, Barnaby, maybe send letters to the fish and ask them to catch a lift with Elli?” Said Bertie giggling.
“No, I must admit that I had not thought of that, Bertie. Good idea that it is, I think my idea is much betterer. We find a different store that does sell fish the way Icecap likes it and go there. His fish doesn’t have to come on the same lorry that our honey does.” Barnaby explained.
“Could we try that, Sky? Could you find another store to get it from?” Asked Icecap.
“I think we should try. Good idea young Barnaby, see I am teaching him well. One day he will be a proper genius just like me.” Said Sky smiling as he saw Icecap looking happier.