The Poison Dart Gang
I saw these 3 ol' boys sittin' there onna log and I said all friendly like, n'stuff, "What y'all up to no good?"
"Hey, doofus, you better get on outta here, this here is OUR spot."
Tha's what that frawg on tha right said to me after I tried being all nice, n'stuff.
He said, "You don' know us, an' you don' want'a know us either", givin' me tha evil eye, all 3 had crazy lookin' eyes anyhow.
Them ol' boys told me they is Poison Dart Frawgs, from a country far away that I cain't even pronounce or 'member, they said that they done kilt over a hunnert people, they also said tha F.B.I., tha Po-lice, AND tha Boy Scouts are after 'em because they is stone cold killahs...
"We also done escaped from tha Louisiana Asylum for the Crimnally Insane/Laundromat", them boys seemed real proud of 'at.
I ain't about to believe anythang them guys say, I did't just fall offa turnip truck yesterdy, they told me that if I even touched ANY of 'em I'd drop dead, right then and there.
They don' scare me none atall, I snatched up all three of 'em, they was just a wrigglin' an' a squirmin'!"
My momma didn' raise no idjit. I said, "I'ma prove you is a lie"!
So, I licked all 3 of they eyeballs, tha's right, and y'all ain't seen me kickin' no danged ol' bucket, I'ma still here!
They must'a been high or somethin', they just couldn' stop laughin' the whole danged time.
Stupid ol' frawgs!
How dumb they think I am anyhow?
I ain't as stupid as I look...
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I think that these are American Bullfrogs, but as of right now, it seems like there was another variant that looked really similar, so I might be wrong.
Taken at Village Creek Drying Beds. (VCDB )
The Poison Dart Gang
I saw these 3 ol' boys sittin' there onna log and I said all friendly like, n'stuff, "What y'all up to no good?"
"Hey, doofus, you better get on outta here, this here is OUR spot."
Tha's what that frawg on tha right said to me after I tried being all nice, n'stuff.
He said, "You don' know us, an' you don' want'a know us either", givin' me tha evil eye, all 3 had crazy lookin' eyes anyhow.
Them ol' boys told me they is Poison Dart Frawgs, from a country far away that I cain't even pronounce or 'member, they said that they done kilt over a hunnert people, they also said tha F.B.I., tha Po-lice, AND tha Boy Scouts are after 'em because they is stone cold killahs...
"We also done escaped from tha Louisiana Asylum for the Crimnally Insane/Laundromat", them boys seemed real proud of 'at.
I ain't about to believe anythang them guys say, I did't just fall offa turnip truck yesterdy, they told me that if I even touched ANY of 'em I'd drop dead, right then and there.
They don' scare me none atall, I snatched up all three of 'em, they was just a wrigglin' an' a squirmin'!"
My momma didn' raise no idjit. I said, "I'ma prove you is a lie"!
So, I licked all 3 of they eyeballs, tha's right, and y'all ain't seen me kickin' no danged ol' bucket, I'ma still here!
They must'a been high or somethin', they just couldn' stop laughin' the whole danged time.
Stupid ol' frawgs!
How dumb they think I am anyhow?
I ain't as stupid as I look...
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I think that these are American Bullfrogs, but as of right now, it seems like there was another variant that looked really similar, so I might be wrong.
Taken at Village Creek Drying Beds. (VCDB )