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Chocolate Smiles, And Peanut Butter Laughter

A little country song, for your Sunday afternoon smile.

 

Chocolate Smiles, And Peanut Butter Laughter

 

I love chocolate peanut butter

Maybe even more than my mother

I tell you this without an ounce of guile

Chocolate peanut butter makes me smile

Chocolate peanut butter makes me smile

 

It was just the other day I was moping sad

It might a been the worst day I ever had

I was feeling all alone and forgotten in a funk

My friends were disappearing like they smelt a dead skunk

When a thought came to me in the grocery store

So I sat on down right where I was to wait for more

Minding my own business, mumbling to myself

I leaned on back, ‘gainst the nearest shelf

 

Oh, I love chocolate peanut butter

Maybe even more than my mother

I tell you this without an ounce of guile

Chocolate peanut butter makes me smile

Chocolate peanut butter makes me smile

 

It happened then when I looked up

That I seen that temptatious Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup

My troubles blowed away like dandruff in a storm

And my heart swelled up with a brand new aplomb

You see, somehow I’d landed right in the candy aisle

So I reached on up for that magneticious chocolate smile

I didn’t have a penny so I grabbed the cups and ran

Out the door with that chocolate smile firmly in my hand

 

Oh, Oh, Oh,I love chocolate peanut butter

Maybe even more than my mother

I tell you this without an ounce of guile

Chocolate peanut butter makes me smile

Chocolate peanut butter makes me smile

 

I started running down the street, I didn’t stop

When I was confronted by a chocolate cop

I flew right by him, as he flashed his badge

Chocolate peanut butter was my energy beverage

When I smiled at him, he knew I was the chocolate thief

There was chocolate peanut butter all over my teeth

Now here’s a little lesson you can consider worthwhile

If you’re stealing chocolate peanut butter, ‘member not to smile.

 

 

Yeah, ya know, I love chocolate peanut butter

Maybe even more than my mother

I tell you this without an ounce of guile

Chocolate peanut butter makes me smile

Chocolate peanut butter makes me smile

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Uploaded on May 6, 2018
Taken on May 5, 2018